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[Through The Living Ash he/him]

6 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Hey, why are standing next to that nuke?

READ ORV READ ORV READ ORV! please... please...

Your three wishes are for me to do what, again? 

 

Don't worry, there's only a 20% chance of that happening. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Ok, so you want us to enter the fortress, find the mirror, break it, sneak out with the corpse hidden inside, and enter the sewer system to get away. All while hoping that we slip past the omnipresent mirror?

 

I thought I told you to break the peanut butter!

[S. Stormy she/her]

I like crunchy peanut butter more than creamy peanut butter. 

 

Well, that depends on your definition of living, and also your definition of people.

Edited September 10, 2025 by S. Stormy
I misread everything

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

I am a living people.

Hi, I the am of a questionable OH LOOK A DRAGON! Yeah, anyway I’m normal

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

18 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I am a living people.

Hi, I the am of a questionable OH LOOK A DRAGON! Yeah, anyway I’m normal

Hello, what qualifies you for this position of 24/7 guard sentry?

I'm... fine

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

11 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

Hello, what qualifies you for this position of 24/7 guard sentry?

I'm... fine

What lies do you tell yourself daily? 

 

Don't ask why I have it. 

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Hey is that the device that immediately explodes upon someone asking you why you have it? That's wild. Hey wouldn't it be crazy if-

Nanomachines, son! And also normal sized machines too but they aren't relevant. And we don't talk about megamachines.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

I wanna megamachine, dad!

*hums* I feel the rhythm. The rhythm of rhythmatic rhythmcore.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

17 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I wanna megamachine, dad!

*hums* I feel the rhythm. The rhythm of rhythmatic rhythmcore.

And why are we putting him in the mental hospital?

 

Please tell me you didn't do what I think you did. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

"Please don't tell me you're about to do what I think you'll do"

Epic reference

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

"Please don't tell me you're about to do what I think you'll do"

Epic reference

Don't listen

(skip)

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

3 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

"Please don't tell me you're about to do what I think you'll do"

Epic reference

"Wonder what I should spam?"

penguin

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

16 minutes ago, The Great Wyver said:

"Wonder what I should spam?"

penguin

Let me get this straight. So you thought it was a good idea to show all of the first graders a dead and bloody - what again?

 

One can never be too sure. 

[Akimikoisthecutest]

What will you say when you think you don't need something, but bring it anyway? (Sandwich)

 

Book

Edited September 11, 2025 by Akimikoisthecutest

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 hour ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

What will you say when you think you don't need something, but bring it anyway? (Sandwich)

 

Book

"So what did you use to smash my friend's face in again?"

A simple calculator. His name is Bob.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

And who is this kid again?

 

Did you really need to ask?

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

"Look, I know we made the plan carefully and all, but do we REALLY need to rob my grandma??"

2+2=6 CONFIRMED.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, The Great Wyver said:

"Look, I know we made the plan carefully and all, but do we REALLY need to rob my grandma??"

2+2=6 CONFIRMED.

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No it's clearly 7: 

2=2 identity property of inequality

2=2 identity property of inequality

2+2=4 substitution

4=7 identity property of inequality

Therefore, 2+2=7

 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, Ashkaloda said:

 

ACTUALLY (skip me) 

2+2=6 because the EQUAL SIGN actually has TWO LINES, making ANOTHER HIDDEN TWO that the government doesn't want us to know about!!

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Just now, The Great Wyver said:

ACTUALLY (skip me) 

2+2=6 because the EQUAL SIGN actually has TWO LINES, making ANOTHER HIDDEN TWO that the government doesn't want us to know about!!

But I could make that argument for the plus sign as well

(skip)

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, Ashkaloda said:

But I could make that argument for the plus sign as well

(skip)

BUT, according to the WYVER THEORY OF MATH (CONFIRMED)(TM), only one sign can be confirmed a two per equation!!

(skip)

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Also, if there was another 2, it still wouldn't be 6. It would be 42. 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said:

Also, if there was another 2, it still wouldn't be 6. It would be 42. 

No, you see. It has to be 2+2+2 is 6 because the THE WYVER THEORY OF MATH (CONFIRMED)(TM)

(skip)

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

13 hours ago, The Great Wyver said:

No, you see. It has to be 2+2+2 is 6 because the THE WYVER THEORY OF MATH (CONFIRMED)(TM)

(skip)

No, based on your logic, if there is another 2: 

2+2+2=(2+2)+2 associative property of addition

(2+2)+2=7+2 substitution

2=2 identity property of inequality

7+2=9 substitution

9=42 identity property of inequality

(skip)

 

[Akimikoisthecutest]

What are your weird theories on math again?

Why are you murdering them?