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[Hoid Slayer He/Him]

I’ve got your favorite song readied on the CD player.

 

Hi guys!!! Ooh, that was a bad idea. Umm, somebody help!

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

30 minutes ago, Hoid_Slayer said:

I’ve got your favorite song readied on the CD player.

 

Hi guys!!! Ooh, that was a bad idea. Umm, somebody help!

Have you tried putting your son in a blender.

 

i don’t think you can go in there

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

On 3/2/2025 at 6:45 PM, सत्य हेर्ने said:

Have you tried putting your son in a blender.

 

i don’t think you can go in there

Should I open that door? It has a sign reading "Please do not enter. Cthulu is currently contained in this closet."

 

You should read The Stormlight Archive.

[Through the Living Hope]

1 hour ago, Just A Silvereye said:

Should I open that door? It has a sign reading "Please do not enter. Cthulu is currently contained in this closet."

 

You should read The Stormlight Archive.

How do I kill people effectively?

Okay, listen closely because I won't have a chance to tell you again. You turn left at the electric fence, go straight past the red house, find Clint, and he'll lead you to them.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Hey I really need help finding the ancient gods of cheese, chairs and chamomile. You know where their divine palace is?

eeeouch. I would rather be screaming but the circumstances you've lead us to has made that less than favorable.

[Through the Living Hope]

31 minutes ago, AltonicKeys said:

Hey I really need help finding the ancient gods of cheese, chairs and chamomile. You know where their divine palace is?

eeeouch. I would rather be screaming but the circumstances you've lead us to has made that less than favorable.

What’s your favorite color?

27. No- 378,941,564,235. 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

how many bodies are in that closet?

ok. I see. hm. 

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

ITS ILLEGAL TO KILL PEOPLE GOT IT?

no.

[Hoid Slayer He/Him]

Now that we’re besties, could you do me just one favor? See that angry dog—

 

I had to check if I was a vampire. Why are you looking at me like that?

[AltonicKeys he/him]

That time you covered me in garlic and chased me around was really not cool, man.

Kablooey. Here, let me do it again. Kablooey.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Umm how do we deactivate the two bombs

 

George Washington is haunting me!

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Why don't you burp indoors?

SUCK MUCK! SUCK MUCK!

 

Spoiler

that doesn't actually mean anything bad

 

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Got any encouraging words? I’m going to a soda drinking contest.

 

 

tigers from five word story

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Who was eaten by tigers?

S-T-I-C-K, stick!

Edited March 23, 2025 by Doomslug the Arcane

[Hoid Slayer He/Him]

8 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

Who was eaten by tigers?

S-T-I-C-K, stick!

But you could be fire…

Please, it’s not like I fed him to the tigers

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Why do you have that tiger cub there? 

 

tHe QuICk bRowN fOX jumPS OvER tHe laZy DoG.

[All_Mighty_Juice Royal Grand Exalted Highness]

What's your password?

 

The letter "V"

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

What's your password?

It goes from 0-100 km/h in all of 25 seconds! Wow!

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Turbo the snail

i swear I’m not possessing Greenland

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

You won't believe what happened! I almost got swallowed up in a sinkhole on my trip!

What? How could you think that? I thought we were friends!

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

I don't like Moash.

Sure!

[strmblsd he/him]

do you want to hide dougs body with me?

what no why owuld i do that?

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Stop committing cannibalism

look I will do it

[Hoid Slayer He/Him]

Poseidon, I know you got in a fight with him ten years ago, but now he’s mad at Ody, and I know you don’t like him, but he’s grieving, and I know you said you got over it, but we all know that’s not true, and now he’s wants Ody dead, and I was hoping-

It’s moments like these that make me debate my life choices

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Do you want to be the one driving the car, or the one blowing it up?

Yes but no... well, maybe.