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[___ He/Him]

DON'T TOUCH THE SEWER RAT

*slaps hand*

Edited May 16, 2025 by coinshot1

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Ima steal the bank

rjgioof[g drioun90p8hscgvjhio9uyhiujAjknihlzASKLOKJILUOukiloasXjoldsaezwoj’;o8ilOX:ALSq whoops I keyboard smashed 

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Hey check out this ghost that I trapped in a jar. I think it's the possession kind? *crash* ohhhh Well it can only hit 87 keys before you regain control. You can only say 4 words before blowing up though.

If we ignore everything you've said so far, then yes, you'd be right.

[Hoid Slayer He/Him]

On 5/24/2025 at 8:33 PM, AltonicKeys said:

Hey check out this ghost that I trapped in a jar. I think it's the possession kind? *crash* ohhhh Well it can only hit 87 keys before you regain control. You can only say 4 words before blowing up though.

If we ignore everything you've said so far, then yes, you'd be right.

I rest my case. … Well? What do you think?
 

Oooookay, lemme just walk away…

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

If you saw a koloss in on the other side of the street, what would you do?

five hundred and twenty-three quindecillion

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

How many times today have you thought to yourself "How did this happen to me?" 

 

Of course! I'm an expert in that. 

Edited June 5, 2025 by Ashkaloda
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[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Say... would you happen to know how to... get rid... of this certain person I don't like?

That'll be 9999999999 emerald broams and a donut

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

How much will it be for this donut? 

 

How dare you! 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

hey uh, I may or may not have eaten your cat...

*intense stare*

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Look dude, for the hundredth time, I'm sorry for bringing you on this trip. But like, how was I supposed to know there was an evil witch in the woods? And it's not my fault that you decided to aggravate her by going "ooohh I bet you'll turn me into a frog." Honestly, turning into a floating eyeball was kind of your fault. So there.

Eeeeouch! Eeeyowwie! Eeeyikes! 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

So, how's it going with the new cat?

That's all in the past now, I promise!!!

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

So... you're expecting me to hire you to be the ambassador even though it says here that you're responsible for the genocide of millions of chickens?

Nooo not the hairball!

Edited July 16, 2025 by Doomslug the Arcane

[___ He/Him]

And then I threw it into the lava of Mordor.

BUT WHYYYYY

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

You see, you might not really exist.

Quantum tunnelling

[___ He/Him]

Ok, but how would you get out of the vault after???

Hmm, I like pepperoni.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Do you want to eat this pepperoni I found on the bottom of someones shoe that looks like is made from human flesh?

PURPLE! PURPLE! PURPLE! THE PURPLE IS COMING FOR US ALLLLLL! PURPLE! PURPLE! PURPLE!

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

What colour do you think Trisolarans are?

A singularity.

[___ He/Him]

Good morning!

Skibidi sigma ohio rizz 

That was in response to coders but ehh whatever

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

3 minutes ago, mippo said:

Skibidi sigma ohio rizz 

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT @mippo?

ohh i want to cry in the twilight last gleaming the purple proudly it flares in the twilight franchise!

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

What do you think is the better book between... *is abruptly cut*

 

I got a very gentle machine gun.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

What do you have to say to the allegations of a person with a 'very gentle' machine gun causing a large group of people to no longer be living?

I read ORV always.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

What do you think about the new- *is interrupted by random newcomer*

What are you doing here?

 

My green thumb was arrested for multiple terrorist acts.

Edited July 22, 2025 by SpiritOfWrath

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Are you any good at gardening? 

 

I'm sure it's completely safe. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Hey! Got this food from your house, want some?

 

No, I’m afraid I do not have time for such frivolities. For goodness’ sake, stop crying.

@CoderDrag0n8

Spoiler

 

Edited July 22, 2025 by SpiritOfWrath

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Hey, why are standing next to that nuke?

READ ORV READ ORV READ ORV! please... please...