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[AltonicKeys he/him]

No, see, it's really quite simple. I train these ravens to track them, and report back to me. If they do anything bad, I send all 628 ravens after them to drop rocks on them and otherwise pester them. Nothing harmful.

Well of course I'll give it to you! You just have to hand over the rat. Or the rooster. Or the alligator. Really anything from your entourage of animals will do.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

No, I've never. I have done the opposite though. Kicking people off cliffs is not good for your morality.

I'd show off piano.

WHAT???!!!!! I am IMMENSLY PROUD OF MY ABILITY TO SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS IN FRENCH!!!!

[___ He/Him]

13 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

No, I've never. I have done the opposite though. Kicking people off cliffs is not good for your morality.

I'd show off piano.

WHAT???!!!!! I am IMMENSLY PROUD OF MY ABILITY TO SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS IN FRENCH!!!!

Now, I have come here to speak with you about your, er, strange habits in the middle of the wedding ceremony.

But......... wasn't it Elmo?

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

4 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

No, based on your logic, if there is another 2: 

2+2+2=(2+2)+2 associative property of addition

(2+2)+2=7+2 substitution

2=2 identity property of inequality

7+2=9 substitution

9=42 identity property of inequality

(skip)

 

(skip) I guess you're right because 17th shard didnt let me respond

29 minutes ago, mippo said:

Now, I have come here to speak with you about your, er, strange habits in the middle of the wedding ceremony.

But......... wasn't it Elmo?

"I've foound the serial kller!"

bobby mcbobbington

[Akimikoisthecutest]

What is the weirdest name of a person that is related to you?

Wdym

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

"Ugh, i hate math"

Hoi! I'm Temmie :D!

[CoderDrag0n8 He/Him]

Hi I’m bob

Hi I’m bob

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

"Hey, did you know that the FBI's most wanted criminal is named Bob?"

*in a singsong voice* faaat Ralph, faaat raaaaaaalph

 

Edited September 12, 2025 by The Great Wyver
Autocorreccted fat Ralph into father Ralph ;-;

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Hello everyone, this is Ralph, a new student in our class. He's a bit self conscious about his weight so let's all be nice to him, ok?

WHAAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 hour ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

Hello everyone, this is Ralph, a new student in our class. He's a bit self conscious about his weight so let's all be nice to him, ok?

WHAAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU

"THERE IS A CRIMINAL IN YUR HOUSE!!"

Haha, i love tv!!

[Akimikoisthecutest]

You are watching a impossible murder program. How do you feel about this?

Why is there a wanted criminal in my house?

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Please meet my friend, Iwan Tyorm Uhnee! The ski mask is because they're insecure about their appearance, but I'm sure there's just a perfectly fine, non-threatening face under there. They're staying with us for a few weeks because their physique bears striking resemblance to the bank robber this morning. We can't have people get the wrong idea until the criminal is caught! Here, let's give them a tour of our house so they know where to find the bathroom, kitchen, vault, bed, etc. Hey do you have your bank information on you?

The mold? The mold that is actively causing your problem? The mold?

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Mold is so annoying. Somebody planted some in my house yesterda- what did you just say?

Nintendo switch 3 leak

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

17 hours ago, The Great Wyver said:

Mold is so annoying. Somebody planted some in my house yesterda- what did you just say?

Nintendo switch 3 leak

BREAKING NEWS: The factory in China that produces most of the parts for the Nintendo Switch 3 has had a major oil and chemical leak, which somehow lead tho the deaths of about 300 seals and 500 penguins. Nintendo has declined to comment.

SILKSONG???

[CoderDrag0n8 He/Him]

heh funny bug game sequel i forgor name, u remeber?

dragon i like to yay

[Akimikoisthecutest]

What is the weirdest Grammer you have heard in the last 24 hours?

Why is your name Jorge with a J?

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

This is Jorge. He is currently on trial, facing three charges of murder via milk jug, 5 charges of filling a shed with stuffed elephants, and 2 accounts of singing "I'm a Little Teapot" on the neighbor's roof at 2 am. Do you have any questions?

 

If anybody comes asking after me, I've been out of the country for two weeks. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/Him]

32 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

This is Jorge. He is currently on trial, facing three charges of murder via milk jug, 5 charges of filling a shed with stuffed elephants, and 2 accounts of singing "I'm a Little Teapot" on the neighbor's roof at 2 am. Do you have any questions?

 

If anybody comes asking after me, I've been out of the country for two weeks. 

Hey, Jorge, there’s this guy at the door and he keeps on saying “FBI OPEN UP!” And yelling at me. Do you know why?

hahaha classic dragon boy

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

He's been running rampant across the countryside, burning down villages, eating cattle, and... robbing the banks, too?! He's your son, can't you do anything?!

 

Now that's just ridiculous... What makes you think that I've done it only once??

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Someone has been violently robbing people all around the world! They are the FBIs most wanted! A large cashprize! And they've done multiple mass- what did you just say?

maggot is fun to say. maggot.maggggggot.

[___ He/Him]

You're stupid! Yeah! Hah! ............ No comeback? Nothing? Don't you have anything to say??

Rudolph the red noses reindeer!

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

What's for dinner?

 

*in a deep voice* evil fountains...

[AltonicKeys he/him]

So what I'm getting is that the detour will go through the town where people are "forming new fountains?" A little odd to go through a construction zone I guess, but I bet they'll be some pretty cool fountains!

That would be great if they weren't pointed directly at my eye. Pop off though

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

The enemy team is spying on us. They have snipe-

 

Everybody loves a bit of [[BEST RATED SALESMAN 1997]]!!

[___ He/Him]

Ooh, what's this flavor? Makes me want to buy something expensive...

HAH! Fat chance