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[The Great Wyver She/Her]

24 minutes ago, mippo said:

Ooh, what's this flavor? Makes me want to buy something expensive...

HAH! Fat chance

My... my whole family has covid 99... i wonder if they gonna survive...

whipped cheese

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Uhuh.. uhuh.. *takes notes*. Gunpowder... Thermite... Wait, what was the last ingredient?

Idunno man, at least four.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

How many people did you take to expirement on again?

8 squares. 4 left.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Alright, I have this 2x4 arrangement of squares. How many are there in total, and if you divided them in half, how many would there be? Also I strapped a bomb on you. You have 4 words, if you exceed that limit, it blows up.

There are exactly nine million and two rats. How will this help at all?

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

How many rats did you plant in your mom's house again?

We all cracking eggs tonight for lunch

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Mother of all omelettes, Jack! These people need to wake up about who they are! No more closeted trans people! We will get them to realize this before noon!

This poorly addresses my carnal desire for the guy standing to my left. 'Carnal' is up for interpretation.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

I know you are a canabalist, Jack, but you need to stop it! It's a bad habit!

*in a singsong voice* egg juice, egg juice...

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Do you have any final words? 

 

How did you know?

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

I heard you took 27 innocents, sacrificed 35 of them, and ate another 17!

Guys... i have to confess. I ate the chicken.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

3 minutes ago, The Great Wyver said:

I heard you took 27 innocents, sacrificed 35 of them, and ate another 17!

Guys... i have to confess. I ate the chicken.

Does anybody here know where it is? Lift has been in distress looking for it all week! 

 

You think that's impressive? You should see what I did. 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Well, I must be the best Fused of all time! I've slain so many Radiants and Heralds to save Roshar!

 

Chicken Chicken Winner Dinner

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Alright. This curse will render you unable to form coherent sentences. However, whatever you say will be vaguely taunting and insulting. Got it?

I think that's a little overboard, Thriller by Michael Jackson would work on them too.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Je vous conseille un steak avec des frites et une salade, Monsieur.

Wait he's a pig too?

[___ He/Him]

Hey, have you seen your cousin around? Last I saw him rolling around in the mud, and he needs to shower before the funeral. Well, feast, whatever.

Aaaaand there goes your future. Right down the drain. That's a shame.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Grandpa grandpa look! I got the Golden Ticket to go to the Chocolate Factory! Some guy on the street offered me 19 quadrillion dollars for it, he showed me the cash and all, but I turned him down! Aren't you proud? You can finally go back to the factory! hey why is your breathing getting shallower?

Yeah I don't know, it might have been my fault??

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Hey this guy walked up to me saying he'd been poisoned by an enemy, do you know who tthat is?

Yeeaaaaaaaahhhh i dont think so

[___ He/Him]

So. I was thinking about making a business where we pay people for their chewed pens, then fossilize them and sell them!

GAH. Oh wait nvm

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

You know that feeling when you grab someone and just start to— sorry what? Yes, then you hug them and…

Wouldn’t that be nice…

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Oh dear, you look absolutely dreadful! Like... Like you tumbled down a flight of stairs made from thumbtacks and fell into a concrete mixer filled with acid!

Oh, absolutely. We'll need at least that many, if not more!

[Ookla the Newt she/her]

I found thirty moving boxes stuffed full of pocket lint, do you think that'll be enough?

Yes, or else the ghosts will find you and they will steal your dinners.

[Vielence She/Her]

What happens if I don’t eat my vegetables, Mum? 
 

Do you believe in patience?

Edited November 22, 2025 by VieB13

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

So, we go into the bank, and we ask very very nicely for all their money, and if they dont accept, we take out a gun that they couldn't of known was there a shot them, rinse and repeat. That sound good?

You need profesional help.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

I can't choose what type of music to listen to, do you have any advice?

Haha, no.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Should I go to therapy?

132 crates of mackerel.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Alright, soldiers! How do we break open the castle's gates so we can invade?

 

*rubs hands together in a antagonistical manner* Yes