Nahh that’s a magical lack of appendages so mostly confusion
and with grievous wounds like that your brain shuts off pain receptors like that for a minute so it would be confusion THEN pain lol
I blink in confusion at my sudden lack of appendages, then use roller skates to skid on my stomach to steal all three of mine back PLUS yours and one of the chickens to reach my goal
I shoot the chicken with a rubber chicken so you fall and bounce off the soccer ball, which I promptly steal and shoot off across the field shouting “NEW RULE NEW RULE IF I GO THREE MORE FEET I WIN!”