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[TwinStorm He/Him]

Why is there a hand in the dirt?

Greetings, fellow human beings. I belong here, as a resident of the earth.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Um, who are you and why did you just appear out of thin air?

Literally just cats.

Edited December 11, 2024 by Ookla the Pancake

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

12 hours ago, Ookla the Pancake said:

Um, who are you and why did you just appear out of thin air?

Literally just cats.

Who burned the orphanage?

 

 

Steve

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Who are you again? You started with “I… am” but didn’t finish.

Sadly, that wasn’t me, but I’m getting there!

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Weird how they just... never found the Zodiac killer.

Andy Weir, author of The Martian

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Why did you jump of a cliff in an astronaut suit?

I didn’t mean tooooooo. Sometimes… it just… happens!

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Oi did you just flip flopping eat that guys arm?!

I'm leaving and never coming back.

 

Edited December 12, 2024 by Ookla the Doom

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Guys, the UPS Wind and Truth thief is gone.

I NEEDED TO GET… OUT!!!!

[BlueWildRye he/him]

What are you doing floating in outer space?

I... Am STEVE.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

It's 3 AM. I know you're Steve, but if you don't leave my house right now, I'm calling the police.

What? No. Ew.

 

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Is rma your favorite type of misspelled sheep?

 

50 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOOR!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Have I told you that you look stunning today, Professor Snape?

As much as I would love to see that, I am required to say no.

[Keke They/he]

No i dont think so

have you ever jumped off a cliff? Its fun

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

You're going to do what?!

Cheesy.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Can you tell me what cheese with corpse tastes like?

M-U-R-D-E-R. MURDER

[Lord Spirit he/him]

alright, sound out the next word. "The dog likes...."

I'm colorblind! why would you trust me to do that?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I told you to cut the red wire! Now look at what you have done! *Gestures towards leveled city*

… I can explain

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

Why on EVER LOVING EARTH is my hair GREEN????!?!?

actually, this is a plant.

[Keke They/he]

Can i get some sanity please anything just a small little bit pleaaaaaseeeeee

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Quote

Pro tip: read the first post to figure out how the forum game works, it’s just good practice

 

20 hours ago, OOKLA_the LIV said:

Why on EVER LOVING EARTH is my hair GREEN????!?!?

actually, this is a plant.

Is that Jeffery Von Swedenheimer III Jr. the famous German billionaire?

Ive made it a habit.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

HEY HOW DID YOU COUNT TO FIVE?

I CAN ONLY COUNT TO FOUR, I CAN ONLY COUNT TO FOUR!

[Lord Spirit he/him]

how many eighth notes are in one measure of 3/4?
 

E. Half of the above. 

[Keke They/he]

On 12/20/2024 at 10:05 AM, Lord Spirit said:

how many eighth notes are in one measure of 3/4?
 

E. Half of the above. 

I dont know…. I should tho

whats the ten thousandth digit of pi?

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

49 minutes ago, Thee insane said:

whats the ten thousandth digit of pi?

What do you spend hours of your day trying to figure out?
17,000 ham sandwiches

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

10 minutes ago, #1 Taln Fan said:

17,000 ham sandwiches

What did you just feed that chasmfiend?

AonEne's left forearm (yes I am cursing)