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[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

So… why do you think water isn’t wet?

I have a pineapple. Suddenly.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Have you heard of something called the Longest Thread?

Fear me! If you dare.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Ηεγ, τηατδ ηοτ ηίζε. Ψηγ αΓε γου το δζαΓγ?
 

Τηε οηιγ ωαγ το ταικ.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Is that a rock in your mouth? 

Nah, it's just from my surgery. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

You sure you’re not crazy? I found 33 Superman action figures inside of your stomach.

I remember throwing it.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Where's the kid? I'm supposed to take her home now. 

Nah, Denmark more so. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Hey. We thought Ohio the bestestest target, right? 

I have three of them, if that helps you. But they don't have ten fingers.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

How many baboons do we need for the operation?

That makes twenty, not twelve, right?

[BlueWildRye he/him]

If I have six sheep, and I clone each of them once...

I know it's been a while, but I just really needed to push someone off a rooftop.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Welcome back to the gang! What do you want to do first?

YES! I’ve always wanted to do that!

[TwinStorm He/Him]

How about good old-fashioned blackmail? 

Back away from the pineapple slowly.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

The timer’s counting down! What do I do?

I’m going to detach my hand real quick.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Do you remember what Ferrin could do?

A mountain built on highly explosive metals

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

You stole my credit card to build what?!

I am disowning you

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Hey mom! So what did you want to talk me about?

I’ve enjoyed this, but I’m gonna have to say no.

Edited November 24, 2024 by Vyzkel

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Do you wanna donate to our big bomb mountain?

Approximately 30000 pounds.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

How much does your biggest bomb weigh again 

I wish, but I haven’t.

Edited November 25, 2024 by Vyzkel

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Wanna go hike Mt. Everest?

Now that is lethal!

Edited November 25, 2024 by TwinStorm

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

What do you think of a guy eating dog biscuits?

Wrong lever!

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

DUDE! I wanted the mountain to EXPLODE! We don’t have time for birthday celebrations!

46384628394790.737392918463027 pounds more.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I'm sorry chef, but we only have about thirty grams of saffron! How much more do you think we'll need??

Spoiler

Ah yes, I remember this game.  I'm so glad it's not dead, it's always been my favorite!

That's quite possibly the best idea you've ever had! Let's get started right this instant.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

What do you think would happen if we put a puppy in a nuclear reactor?

 

Yes we can!

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Can we give some puppies suits and send them to that important meeting for us?

There were two puppies, sir!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

How many puppies did John Wick have? *after the answer* what do you mean were?

Dude, they tasted so good

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

You're saying you did WHAT with the puppies?!

Hey, it's not MY fault they were so good!