Inverse Ask Anyone Anything

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

What’s the capital of Belgium?

I think in Toronto.

 

[Through the Living Hope]

Where do we go when we die?

 

Oh, definitely chipmunks.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

What is your favorite breakfast food?

That’s what this giant trash can is for!

[That1Cellist he/him]

Wait, what are we going to do with the evidence?

Well, I thought so, but now I'm not so sure.

[Through the Living Hope]

Are you alive?

 

What? Are you seriously asking me that on a Monday morning?

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

Is a hotdog a taco or a sandwich?

what evidence?

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

You’ll never find the evidence…

*pats big crate* boom.

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[Through the Living Hope]

Just now, kpShadowFox said:

Is a hotdog a taco or a sandwich?

what evidence?

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Taco. Cube Rule ftw

 

Where is your niece?

Because aliens don't wear hats.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

2 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

 

Where is your niece?

Because aliens don't wear hats.

Why are you wearing sunglasses? Wouldn’t a cap work just fine?

it was very tasty. I just couldn’t stop myself.

[Through the Living Hope]

Um... where's the porta potty sludge?

 

Yellow mice.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

What was your favorite part of Harry Potter?

uh… I went that way! *runs in opposite direction*

[Through the Living Hope]

What happened to the Unibomber?

 

 

1776.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

When was your birthday again?

My toes are cheese because of that

[Vyzkel He/Him]

How was your tanning bed experience?

*does a backflip* nothing.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Dude. What’s stopping you from back flipping over that cliff? It would be really cool.

I HAVE RIGHTS TOO!!!!!! Except when it comes to ice cream.

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

Why hasn't someone silenced you?

The Grim Reaper.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Who was on the phone?

*pulls out slip of paper* here’s my card.

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

How do I contact you once I have the money?

Death goes brrrrr

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Why is the thermostat set to -5? 

Here, take this and run. Don’t stop when you hear the ghosts.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

So what’s for dinner?

It makes me feel dirty

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Why won't you take this cookie?

Yes. Yes. No. Yes.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Okay do you think aliens are real? Bigfoot? Unicorns? the Loch Ness monster?

Dieeeeeeeee!!!!!!

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Hey. Can I have that pizza?

Three ghosts, ten ears, and an eye.

[Through the Living Hope]

Hey, what’s in that box in the corner of the attic?

They are my crocs. 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Don't you love my new shoes?

Peace out.