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[Vyzkel He/Him]

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Wait what’s the answer that needs a question? I’m confused

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

It was Spark's fault I threw it out the window, okay?

I definitely wanted to.

(vyz just start here lol idk anymore)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Are you sure you wanted to drop kick the dog?

That question made me lose my faith in humanity.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

What’s the capital of Hindenburg again?

Swimming.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

You want to stop the drowning person from doing what?

Forget this, I'll go kick a cat instead.

Edited October 20, 2024 by Through The Living Glass
ninjaaaaaaa'd

[TwinStorm He/Him]

This kinda stinks, doesn't it?

That looks safe.

 

Edited October 20, 2024 by Twinstorm

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Ready to jump off a cliff?

A backflipping kick to the chin.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, Vyzkel said:

A backflipping kick to the chin.

What hurts most?

I love the smell of sewage.

(this thread is devolving into chaos.)

Edited October 20, 2024 by Twinstorm

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Are there any smells that would make good ice cream flavors?

About three bolts. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Good job on getting the Death Star plans! Let’s make one! It needs… 547274 bolts. How many do we have?

A big pineapple party with an avacado.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Hey, I'm broke, so for your birthday please don't insist on---

Forty two. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

So- lemme get this straight -how many did you kill?

NO DON’T DO THAT WITHOUT FIRST ATTACHING A BABY!

[TwinStorm He/Him]

I'm going to the moon!

The sweet taste of pineapples.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

How do you want to die?

Pineapples can be lethal.

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You should join TLT.

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Why are you taking that pineapple to the knife fight?

It's only a cherry.

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YES STORMY YOU SHOULD

[TwinStorm He/Him]

What exactly is TLT?

 

Edited October 21, 2024 by Twinstorm

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Is that a scudding bomb? 

Geez, if toast could kill...

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Twinstorm said:

What exactly is TLT?

 

The Longest Thread.

Pure canonical nonsense with some pretty great plot.

You just make a character and pop in.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

The Longest Thread.

Pure canonical nonsense with some pretty great plot.

You just make a character and pop in.

Sounds like my kinda thing.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2 hours ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Is that a scudding bomb? 

Geez, if toast could kill...

Why do the Brits like toast so much?

Its all the cheese’s fault!!

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Vyz, where’d the cheese go?

I have a dirty little secret in my sub-basement. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

What happened to the guy who stole your parking spot?

A pair of sneakers. Always a pair of sneakers. 

[That1Cellist he/him]

What's the demon that comes into your room at night?

It's only a donkey, officer.

Edited October 21, 2024 by That1Cellist

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Hey! HEY! HANDS UP! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!

 

...Three.

[Through the Living Hope]

How many times have you slept in your life?

 

I don't know, but waffles sound right.