Inverse Ask Anyone Anything

[BlueWildRye he/him]

What do I do if Rye tries to murder me?

I'd rather die than die this way.

[LightRinger he/him]

I say we go to Vyz’s house kill him with gummy worms. 
 

I’ll work on it. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Have you finally figured out the importance of the comma in “let’s eat, kids”?

I enjoyed it to the fullest.

[strmblsd he/him]

Did you just see me almost die falling off that cliff ?

That makes me wanna puke

[Edema Rue she/her]

OKAY SO REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MY COLLECTION OF PRESERVED DISEMBODIED FINGERS? WELL I BROUGHT FIVE OF MY FAVORITES TO SHOW YOU--

I'm wearing green pants.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

How dare you.

And so, the Grinch was hanged from the highest Christmas tree.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Can you give a sentence using the past tense of hang?

 Light it on fire!!!!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

So I met this cute ginger girl…

Oo tasty!

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I keep coughing up mucus the consistency of melted tar

A wood fire pizza oven big enough to fit enough Hawaiian pizzas to feed the entire population of Moldova

[Lord Spirit he/him]

I have a cup of Raman; do you have anything to heat it up with?

 That sounds about right, except the part about the flaming porcupine. 

[Eluvianii he/him]

I just heard the most ridiculous thing. Supposedly someone saw you fighting a giant space octopus with an alien, the blue power ranger, a flaming porcupine, and Daniel Radcliffe. 

No. I might consider it for a scooby snack though. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Have you ever eaten a toe before?

Stop talking, you might give me flashbacks.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Hey th-

I simply can't handle that amount of stress.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Why didn’t you go to school for the last three months?

not again…

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I found a body in my closet; is it yours?

Occasionally, yes, I do.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Do you frame TwinSouls by putting bodies in your closet?

WWYDIYF A snake iyp 

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Are you going to answer this with a different thread question?

 

an origami ninja star

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

What do you eat every day for lunch?

Stop stealing them. They’re mine!

 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Look! I found this fancy origami ninja star!

No, but I did sharpen this pepperoni pizza!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Do you often use ninja stars on this grinding stone?

The blood of my enemies.

[Eluvianii he/him]

What do you season your ninja stars with?

...It was already there when I arrived I swear. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Why is there a ninja star sticking out of this man’s chest?

A magician never reveals his secrets.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

How did you manage to hit every single rock while biking?

cheating at the New York Times Crossword 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

What are you in for?

Tom Cruise

[Vyzkel He/Him]

So you’re an assassin, who’s your target?

It would be my pleasure.