Pineap-spider

Here's all the socks you lost in the dryer I've got a fake bob Ross painting

I have a school issued Chromebook and I couldn't tell you what a NVIDIA graphics card is. TPBM still has their childhood blanket/stuffed animal.

granted. you permanently have roller blades on the bottom of your feet I wish for an inhuman understanding of chemistry to pass my AP test

a pencil, probably what do you think of people who can sew?

* the NPD Representative arrives, part of his skin is black and peeling (in a potato sense)* "I suggest we ignore the gnomes for the time being, and attack the people eating potatoes. Maybe we should also deal with the dragon."

I'm just wondering who you would expect to say yes to that, because it's certainly not me TPBM has an account on Duolingo

*as a potato refugee, watch in horror as you eat my potato brethren* *flees to less crispy section of Spudgart*

In elementary school, I would have a dream where the zombie apocalypse started in the lunchroom and we had to barricade ourselves in the kitchen, only the kitchen was just empty and nothing like the actual kitchen. There was also one where me and my dad had a house in the middle of the jungle, and I slept on the top of our bunk bed we had (in the dream, not in real life). It would always start with a T-Rex busting into our house and eating my dad while I hid on the top bunk. Then later in the dream, my dad would just come back and we would ride dinosaurs. If you can't tell, this was also an elementary school dream.

I have to practically do a backbend to see through the blinds, but when I do, I can see a tree The person below me knows more than one name for

*stands awkwardly in separate corner because I'm uncomfortable with excessive hugging*

It had magical properties. Unfortunately,

They're not that bad, but I do have to blow my nose every hour or so TPBM likes to wear jewelry

a blueish purple would be cool If everything tastes like chicken, what does chicken taste like?

Where are you going to get names for all your children? It's not that hard, as long as you have a longer than average chopstick

ARE YOU TRYING TO GET THEM TO ATTACK US!?!?!? Quick, make a decoy and hide some spikes in it. alternatively, we make brownies. much better than gingerbread.

I literally just submitted a big ELA grade 3 minutes before it's due. This is a serious problem, it's going to be around 20% of my grade, and I started it yesterday.

I did not mean to re start this AYE. No war, I just want Allies

probably in a dark corner of your backpack What's your horcrux?

"24 hours are up! Fire!" *a handful of slightly larger than average potatoes fly over the walls of Spudgart, landing in the general vicinity of the gnome camp. a completely unimpressive display* * a small group of soldiers start digging trenches around the city, preparing for the gnome attack*

I figured I should pick a side on this war before things get out of hand. Luckly I also qualify with brown hair!

What did your mom say she was going to go do? the Shakespeare bust prop from the Adam West Batman

Depends on what you mean, but I'd say Bluefingers or Moash depending on the context how often do you reread Way of Kings?

I sadly have a different problem, people keep thinking I'm way older than I am. When I turn 18, I'll probably have to leave...

Tables... are always evil. I know what you mean. Tables suck.

Granted, but they care about everyone, and only a fraction of their care is focused on you Granted. It's so filled that you can no longer read it. I wish I could decipher my planner (I really need this)