Pineap-spider

It had magical properties. Unfortunately,

They're not that bad, but I do have to blow my nose every hour or so TPBM likes to wear jewelry

a blueish purple would be cool If everything tastes like chicken, what does chicken taste like?

Where are you going to get names for all your children? It's not that hard, as long as you have a longer than average chopstick

ARE YOU TRYING TO GET THEM TO ATTACK US!?!?!? Quick, make a decoy and hide some spikes in it. alternatively, we make brownies. much better than gingerbread.

I literally just submitted a big ELA grade 3 minutes before it's due. This is a serious problem, it's going to be around 20% of my grade, and I started it yesterday.

I did not mean to re start this AYE. No war, I just want Allies

probably in a dark corner of your backpack What's your horcrux?

"24 hours are up! Fire!" *a handful of slightly larger than average potatoes fly over the walls of Spudgart, landing in the general vicinity of the gnome camp. a completely unimpressive display* * a small group of soldiers start digging trenches around the city, preparing for the gnome attack*

I figured I should pick a side on this war before things get out of hand. Luckly I also qualify with brown hair!

What did your mom say she was going to go do? the Shakespeare bust prop from the Adam West Batman

Depends on what you mean, but I'd say Bluefingers or Moash depending on the context how often do you reread Way of Kings?

I sadly have a different problem, people keep thinking I'm way older than I am. When I turn 18, I'll probably have to leave...

Tables... are always evil. I know what you mean. Tables suck.

Granted, but they care about everyone, and only a fraction of their care is focused on you Granted. It's so filled that you can no longer read it. I wish I could decipher my planner (I really need this)

I accept your offer to be shardbuddies graciously and join you by the fire, where I pick-pocket the sandwich.

"The NPD (National Potatoe Defense) Has formally declared war on all gnome kind. We give you 24 hours to respond." "Mr. President, what do we do? No one wants to try and fight the Gnomes."

Granted. it always rains when most inconvenient for you I wish I had a planner that automatically filled itself with my schedule and never got lost

Here's a bag with 13 different board games (different being a relative term) I've got an outdated model of the atom

Slap them wildly Where do you perfer to trap your enemies?

Having never seen Pacific Rim, and having watched The Princess Bride recently, I ignore the conversation and use a particle accelerator to follow you to the separate dimension. It's cold in the other dimension, so I offer a heavy coat in exchange for your jacket.

what is the greatest achievement in your life? Kinda... More like your gramma

No... It's on my list though TPBM likes physics more than chemistry

While you all argue about which movie to go see, I sneak up and snatch the sandwich, then sneak away, unnoticed.

Great, here's a collection of earwax I 've got a blank job application to Chuck E. Cheese