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[BlueWildRye he/him]

You, uh, threw a child into a woodchipper?

Here's your money back.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

This bat you sold me is defective! It broke after only around 6 hits of the ball, after I drilled a hole into it.

a lemonade stand seemed to be the best solution at the time

[Vyzkel He/Him]

You tried this to prevent the alien invasion?

What else would a shotgun be used for?

[BlueWildRye he/him]

You were punching holes in your notebook with WHAT?

Their word is truth... Everyone listen!

[strmblsd he/him]

Guys that dude is a pathological lier. Why would you listen to them?

On the count of 10 I will 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

YOU CAN'T PRESS THAT BUTTON OR WE'LL ALL DIE!!

It feels so nice and squishy...

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Why are you touching the carnivorous slime?!?

 

The power of friendship compels me!!!!

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Why are you fighting that slime? It was literally just asleep

to be fair, I forgot that you existed

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

What are you talking about? I was fighting the slime with you the whole time!!

That's not up to you.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I want to have an extra winter break!

Of course, carrots are purple!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Let’s check if your colorblind*holds up carrot*

 

It just came out of the purple!

 

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I here you just learned you were color blind

i guess if I squint and turn my head to the side and cover my left eye and wait till it’s dark.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Does that shadow look like a guy pointing a gun to you?

What the cops don’t know isn’t illegal.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Aaaah, what are you doing! Smuggling aluminum is illegal!

That bee with the hammer.

[Lunamor she/her]

What made this hive get built so quickly?

The perfect addition to my collection.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Ooo, look! An albino crow missing a leg and an eye that's holding a dead rabbit in it's beak!

Of course, why wouldn't it be?

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Is that albino crow missing a leg and an eye holding a dead rabbit in it's beak?

FREEDOM!

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

What do you YEARN for most?

The ants go marching one by one, huzzah, huzzah!

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

What song would you follow into battle

*does an awkward backflip* NiNjA!¡

[BlueWildRye he/him]

You're surrounded by armored soldiers, what do you do?

Watermelon.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

What’s your favorite blunt weapon to knock out an awkward ninja?

A blue cheese sandwich.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Pick one thing to eat as much as you can of in 3 minutes.

Tell me that in three days.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

The aliens are launching their death laser in 48 hours!

It’s small and round and could kill you in less time than it takes for an astrophysicist to send a man to Mars 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Bro, what's with the weird pill?

A two-ton octopus with a mohawk named Phil.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

What's that blob on Mars?

Eat an apple a day, and you will die this way!