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[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

What's the worst way to spend your time?

"My soldiers do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of this world. My soldiers push forward. My soldiers scream out! MY SOLDIERS RAAAGE!!"

[LightRinger he/him]

How’s it going?

Ummmmm…. Yes?

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Do you mind holding this live wire while I fix the city's power grid?

rub some dirt on it, walk it off, and stop crying.

[LightRinger he/him]

I hurt my knee last night and needed 15 stitches

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Funny thing is, that’s true

I don’t see why not. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

22 hours ago, LightRinger said:

I hurt my knee last night and needed 15 stitches

 

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What happened?! Are you okay?!?!

We should go blow up Mt. Rushmore.

I see where you're coming from, but frankly, I don't agree.

[LightRinger he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

What happened?! Are you okay?!?!

I tripped and skinned it quite badly. It’s a serious injury!

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This is also both true and my response. I’m alright now, actually going to be AFK for a bit due to youth camp. 

And that’s how I did it.

[strmblsd he/him]

So how did you do it? With a gun, knife... Or rocket launcher?

Fine I'll do it

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Will you please hide the body?

a French fry gun

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

What did you do make with those car parts?

No… I’d never do that…

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Did you kidnap children to raise as genetically modified soldiers again?!

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*cough* *cough* Halo *cough* *cough*

Yes, and I’ll do it again.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Did you just rob that retirement home...?

Well, I've gotta have some standards.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Why did you only eat the red skittles from the bank you robbed?

this is why I want to be a vampire.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

You've been watching and researching this one video of a guy pouring Kool Aid all over himself for hours, why?

Trust me, I'm a professional.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

How the heck do you have a literal pile of dogs, all stand on one foot?

my ways are strange and mysterious 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

You can't just survive skydiving without a parachute and not tell me why.

But they taste really, really good though...

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Stop eating my potion ingredient!!!

Ah… the beauties of magic *said fondly*

[BlueWildRye he/him]

You made his entire head disappear, and now he's walking around without a HEAD???

That doesn't count.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Well...I gave my mom a hug, once.

 

...Did you say Thursday?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

On Thursday, the world will end, you will see all your loved ones engulfed in flames, the existence of this planet will be a forgotten memory, everything you’ll see will be gone, and it will only be me and you, let’s see who dies first.

 

Chicken strips

Edited July 1, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

What exactly do you put in your yogurt?

A cardboard cutout of a window, of course!

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

What item has been the most useful throughout your life?

That’s going to take a while, but I can get it done 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Are you going to try and steal candy from that baby?

Right on time!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Why is there a diesel truck my window?!?

my replication of Fast and Furious

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

You... sped through the streets, totaled eight cars, and made the police chase after you, for what?

It's for my newest invention.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Why have you taken multiple children from their homes?

it’s the best spaghetti.