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[Vyzkel He/Him]

How to I get away from the evil doctor!!

 

obviously sunscreen

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

What's your favorite drink?

That virus over there

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I need a good subject for my next photo, any suggestions?

my hairy finger

[BlueWildRye he/him]

What did you use to unlock the door?

You're gonna regret this.

[strmblsd he/him]

I'm gunna go skydiving without a parachute 

Only if you take me

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I'm going on a vacation, DO NOT wreck the house while I'm gone!

french fries and mud

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

What’s your scale model of the Taj Mahal made of?

6.66 miles of dental floss!

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

What did you use to tie up that burglar?

734 Oreos and a healthy bucketful of whipped cream.

Edited July 5, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[Vyzkel He/Him]

What caused the US obesity epidemic?

A bag of… stuff.

[LightRinger he/him]

What will I get for $0.15?

A corgi mermaid. 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

What are you cooking? That smells funky!

Mini blobs of paint.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

What do we have to fight off the Europeans? 
 

That would only work if my pants were flammable 

[LightRinger he/him]

I’m thinking we set your pants on fire. 
 

Nope. Not after last time…

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Wanna go jump over the moon?

S-Say what now?!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Your DNA makeup results just came in. You're 50% snake.

I see nothing wrong with the prospect of using a sword like that.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I have a few concerns about the method you suggest for clipping my toenails 

put some superglue on it and it’ll slip right off

[BlueWildRye he/him]

AAAAAAH THE OCTOPUS IS EATING MY FACE!!!!!

Science is my favorite type of magic.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

WHY IS MY CAR SOLID GOLD?!

Last time you said it was for science, I died…

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

Listen, I have a great idea! We need to steal 30 goats, for science...

 

No... nono NO!!!

Edited July 7, 2024 by The Assassin In Red

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I’m conducting an experiment involving a massive amount of salmon, a bear, and a human cadaver. Sadly I can’t get access to a corpse and was wondering if you would be willing to stand in…

Hold on… *flips coin* Yes

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Did you eat my sandwich?

behold, my magic eraser!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Do you have something to fend off my school bullies?

*hides thing behind back* whaaaattt nooooo

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Twinsouls thinks I ate his sandwich! Do you know what happened to it?

in the closet next to my millions of skeletons

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Where’s Twinsouls now?

No I haven’t, but I can do a backflip!

[strmblsd he/him]

Have you found where I hid (insert someone in particular who used to be my friend but then out of nowhere started hating me)'s body 

Yeah I will kill you if I said that tho

Edited July 7, 2024 by strmblsd
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