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[BlueWildRye he/him]

Where did the cookie jar go?

Piece of cake.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

How did you kill this man?

 

I am… inevitable

[LightRinger he/him]

What’s the greatest line you’ve ever used in an improv game?

 

Tacos. Lots of tacos. 

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

What is your perferred method of death

star shaped waffles with extra rose petals and a dab of shampoo 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

What will your last meal be?

I forgot to lock it.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Why is there a loaded shotgun here?

That question is false… it was an accident.

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There haven’t been a lot of people here so I decided to post

 

Edited July 24, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Did you push that man off a balcony?

Necromancy is my favorite kind of magic.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I’m trying to conquer the world with zombies, think you could help me?

remove your tongue

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

I would love to help with the zombies, Sadly the MA banned them after they took over a Multiverse via the zombification of the Scarlet Witch.

WHY IS THE SKY MAGENTA??? ITS NOON!

Edited July 24, 2024 by SourCandyLime

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

So, we’ve run some simulations, and…

Why is it following me?

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Look at this cool drone I made to hunt down and destroy all the people who pose a threat to my attempts at World domination!

Ready, go! *sucks in and holds breath*

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Let’s see who can last the longest in space!

I… DISTRACTION! *points away* *runs*

Edited July 24, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[LightRinger he/him]

Did you do this? *gestures to @Edema Rue’s broken cactus*

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I think that’s right, it looks like she changed it now. 

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Edit: after searching through dozens of status updates, I was correct!

 

Ummm… hi?

Edited July 24, 2024 by LightRinger

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I am Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

 You must be enjoying this.

[LightRinger he/him]

1 minute ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

 

I am Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die

 

This is literally what I was hoping someone would say. You have made my day

[Edema Rue she/her]

14 minutes ago, LightRinger said:

Did you do this? *gestures to @Edema Rue’s broken cactus*

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I think that’s right, it looks like she changed it now. 

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Edit: after searching through dozens of status updates, I was correct!

 

Ummm… hi?

DID YOU

DID YOU KILL HIM

DID YOU DESTROY MY FRIEND

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I need you for another medicinal expieriment.

Yes, whatcha gonna do about it?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Are you stealing soap from the public restroom?

It's always been my life's ambition.

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

Have you tried the mass extermination of Human Kind?

The strange space child flying through space, eating space, and living space. Also supernovas.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Wait, how is this car powered?

it’s one of my side jobs.

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

How often has Sherlock Holmes blamed you of a Homicide?

If 2 + 2 = facts, then I am taller than space!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

That... sure is an interesting thought process...

I WILL USE IT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND DESTROY ALL WHO OPPOSE MEEEEEE!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

Umm, Why do you have a green egg and ham sandwich, perfectly toasted on subway cheese bread?

I love doing that! Quite fun you know?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Do you always tell disturbing facts about history?

I’ll need a shoelace, a safety pin, and at least a dozen donuts.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

We need to get a message to that helicopter, or we’ll never get off the island!

Don’t forget about Mikey, who will eat everything, including the toy at the bottom of his cereal box.