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I am checking out, and going broke at the Dragonsteel store! You?

Chat… this is fire. the shop is so cool

MMDLXXIV. Give everyone PTSD by bringing the Roman Numerals back.

Well I don't actually see them, minds eye and all that, and I can tell they aren't real, and they kinda help me out a lot. I am extremely lonely! But when I finally get into therapy it will be mentioned!

Samsies. I am really depressed. Except these imaginary buddies are not "imaginary friends" they are characters from my stories I imagine, and they... well they kinda appear out of nowhere and are hard to get rid of.

If anyone here has read Legion, I am realizing that I have a condition very similar to Steven Leeds. Minus the whole going crazy when they break the rules.

*Cries a river because one person told me cry them a river after I told them my life story.*

Fun fact, joking aside I actually do have a figure in my head. their name is kai, they lack a phisical form really, and just exist as a vaguely humanoid cloud in my mind.

Awww thank you I- Wait Help me he has me traped in here. His mind. its... eugh. Its jam packed with sanderson thjeories, lingo, and then filled in with random nerd knowledge. HELP I- Anyway, how are y'all doin'? Ignore that, that was Jordan, he doesn't think he is imaginary.

ANYWAY I am perfectly sane.

Hah, no that was the newest guy. He thought we were weird, and even though we all told him that we were a quite normal being, this helped him a lot.

GASP! HE IS ALSO SKITZOPHRENIC?! AH FINALLY ANOTHER!

Wait now I am confused... huh?

"GUPPIE, scan for intelligent life." "Civilization of some form located." This was it. He had finally found alien life, and now, He just had to convince She that he had won the race. Wait those weren't aliens... they were humans. What the... "GUPPIE, give me a scan of the atmosphere, and sudar the whole planet." "Scans completed" No way... This planet... oh sheets He had accidentally gone between universes. How the- Something was wrong. He framejacked just in time to see that a rocket would hit him in less than a millisecond. He had just enough time to calculate if he would be ok, and determined he would be. He detached all of his assets in an attempt to spare them, and rescaled his framerate to normal time. The rocket slammed into his shuttle, the Heaven V5, and he plummeted to the surface of the planet.

True true. Also, 18 and a half types of me, though over time the number of my personas increases drastically.It is currently at the point where there are more of me than there are humans on earth...

I thought there were 19.2716 types of pancakes...

Bewildered at ChipsAHoids insanity, I take the Bewilder and make it into a chair. I sit in that chair and watch the chaos.

oh no yall, I had a really bad Idea. Welcome everybody: ChatGPT: Master Sandwich Thief (Gosh my prompt made it think) BUT IT DIDN"T MAKE SENSE SO I STEAL THE SANDWICH WHILE YOU WERE WORRIED ABOUT WHAT CHATGPT WOULD DO!

Knife *walks up with knife in forehead* This fheals Wheierd Guiys

Ive seen Discworld books, and they interest me! But I am too into this educational novel called Quantum Steampunk. I finally understand why Faster than Light Comunication is impossible!

Grrrrr Listen boi One day, When you are older You could get hit by a boulder While your lyin there screamin COME HELP ME PLEASE the seagules *Intense* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Poke yo knees

Stand on one hand and lift Rocks with your special gift Run run run jump, now breathe Thats good. yeah, like that like that OOO WOO HOOO

Just hold your breath and see when the time is right bird will byyte your face MMMOOOOOOO YYYEEEAAAH (With Insane Vibrato)

Mmmhm oohh yhea, I forgoht I did that