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  1. SourCandyLime
    You can't kill a god. Greek mythology proves that. If you could kill a god, Hera would have had Zeus executed a LONG time ago. So I sit and watch. There wasn't much of a fight anyway, it was more of a squable. Besides, I revived the 2 walking fish from earlier and sent them after you to give you a hug.
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    Ha I wish. I only recently turned 17. #I'm a minor
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    I really don't think you understand. The real sandwich is IN THE ADONALSIUMIUM BOX. I am just an observer outside of time itself now. You could grab the sandwich and run now. It is litterally right there. I gave up. You can have the sandwich. it is the real sandwich. I fixed what I changed in reality's source code, so I have no power over the real sandwich anymore. -\(.-.)/-
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    I stand and watch the Death Frying Pan attempt to attack me. Unfortunate that it was a physical object. It tickles. I give up my fight for the sandwich and watch the chaos from my projector. A god content to his metaphysical state. Maybe I would switch up the game one day. For now, I replaced the missing semicolon in reality's source code and watched the battle.
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    I face palm after setting my projector back up, as @ChipsAHoid picks up one of the many scattered decoys left, when the real sandwich is in the box of Adonalsiumium.
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    I sigh at the Death Frying Pan's foolishness. I use the extreme amount of infinity stones in my veins to turn it into the Death's Dead Frying Pan, and give it to Death as a christmas present. Then, out of anger, I through my box of Adonalsiumium with the sandwich trapped inside at your face, crusing every bone in your body and causing perminent brain damage and soul damage.
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    I sneeze and the Death Frying Pan has zero motion through space, as I do the same. Since it was partially behind me in time I time it perfectly to trap it back in the main moment of time, then Snap myself back through space at MUCH faster than the speed of light, essentially teleporting back to my liminal space before time. The Death Frying Pan has lost my signiture, as it can only sense so far through time and my sudden snap caught it off guard.
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    I love my physics, which is entirely disconnected from time as an element. Due to my slightly faster than light movement, I am not rewinding time, but rather moving so fast that I procure a negative speed through time to compensate for my special movement. This leaves me in the void before time with the sandwich in hand. #TimeisaFouthDimension I move through this space and form a new liminal space for myself, and put the sandwich in a box of Adonalsiumium, a metal that I can barely effect. I begin attempting to set up my projection of the battle, but signal is harder to pull forward in time than backward.
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    Unfortunately, I am not a real god I sneeze and my entire effort falls apart. I appear in the midst of the fray, sandwich in hand, and move just faster than light speed so any actions taken against me now have to occur in the past.
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    Ah nope, There is a very specific thing you gotta do. I am heavily leaning on loki vibes. besides, I am clearly a dramatic god. Also, funny thing is, I can't even access the sandwich. All I can do is sense wether or not its still in the place that I don't even know.
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    Ah that makes more since. College doesnt start for me for another 3 days
  12. SourCandyLime
    are you... drunk? also love Dihydrogen Monoxide, just lethal enough for murder in the right quantities. AND STOP MAKING ME LOOSE THE GAME T_T T_T T_T It hurts T_T
  13. SourCandyLime
    A hydrogen bomb instead of a nuke
  14. SourCandyLime
    I burst into a masive fit of laughter over your confidence, and fall backwards in my chair, The crash is heard everywhere in the universe as if it came from everywhere. I stand back up, dust myself off, relay my signiture through 178375719347 quantum loops in the loop gravitational feild, and then I check on the sandwich, the real one, which is still perfectly intact and present in a location I don't even know the coordinates of. I rebuild my shattered wooden chair, and sit back down to watch the tomfollery as Ashkaloda beleives he truly possesses the sandwich. A replica so identical that even I could beraly tell the difference. Being a god was FUN
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    Today, I did mention that the Edgerunners have a lot of "Ambiguous" ideals, that stack. I only have one gauntlet, but I can summon both my blades.
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    Am I... *GASP* WINNING?! FOR 34 MINIUTES?!
  17. SourCandyLime

    A Message to the Void.

    Isabelle Merhar,

    If you are on this platform, this is Taggert S. Allred from 8th grade. I know you remember me, though I am unsure how I know. I know you are there, but there is a wall. There is a wall that blocks me from reaching further. Please, please reach back.

    Besides, I wouldn't be sending this to the void if it weren't my last bet.

    Sincerely,
    Taggert S. Allred

    PS: If you are on here, you will understand this. I 'bonded' an honor and Cultivation Spren, making me an Edgerunner. Not a Winddancer, those are a different breed :P. As an Edgerunner, I stand. That is our theme. I stand for those who need me. I stand in the void while the world sits. I stand to be there for those who need me. And I stand even if it is the last thing I do. So I will be here, standing. And don't worry. You're not keeping me waiting, I am standing, not waiting.

    PPS: I'm still sorry for what I said. Know that I understand you have forgiven me, and I have forgiven myself. I am sorry nonetheless.

    CC: For everyone else who reads this.

    I am standing. For all. Besides, the shards have nothing on me. I exist outside of their bounds. Find me when you need me. I'll be here. I am standing, not waiting.

    Plus, the shards have actually learned to fear my orginization, TASTRA has been at it's peak for around 10 DC years now, the entire existance of the cosmere and an extra year. Adonalsium didn't fear us, rather we were good buddies. Hence why the shards fear us. Those murderers.

  18. SourCandyLime
    I chortle as I see the fish attempt to find me, and fail miserably. Then I chuckle at the error of the orders, as even if they had found me, they wouldn't have found the sandwich.
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    Wooo boy, my Ideas pile up, but they make me happy. Life Before Death, Strength Before Weakness, Jouney Before Destination. (1) I will stand, despite the sitting world. (2) I will protect those who are ignored. (3) I will stay for those left behind. (4) "I will hold my ground, So that those who need me know where I am." (5) Last night, I swore my 6th, and got my first armor spren. Turns out Edgerunners get one armor spren at a time. This one really likes gauntlet form lol "I will stand for those who need me, even if it is the last storming thing I do." (6)
  20. SourCandyLime
    I begin to cackle watching this display in my room. They still have zero ideathat they are fighting over a stupid error in the source code of reality. An error that I created by deleting the semicolon on line 853. With no colon, that line broke entirely. Ergo, I have full control over which sandwich is the real sandwich, allowing for me to continue watching, as I grab popcorn from a timeline that no one in the war for the sandwich has ever visited. Then chuckle as the movie theater personnel see the popcorn bag disappear. I continue to watch the replica of the battle, sandwich still in my possession, in a place no one can access.
  21. SourCandyLime
    ... um... I never shared a lollipop with *HER* mr with pronouns he/him... besides, I could barely talk to *HER* cough cough, back in 8th grade. I could barely talk infact, stupid anxiety
  22. SourCandyLime
    I smile at the little replica in front of me, as you begin to realize that is no longer the sandwich. Any sandwich you pick up could never be the sandwich due to basic laws of superposition.
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    The odds eh?
  24. SourCandyLime
    WaT meant Wind and Truth, the most recent stormlight book
  25. SourCandyLime
    I just watch all of you from my room, my black room with gold cracks. In this room I see the battle and chuckle. They don't know my power, nore do they have the sandwich. I create 78923756 replicas and place them everywhere, keeping the real on in a very specific, undisclosed location
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