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[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I think you need to take a course on how to improve your grammar...

In the freezer next to the superhero suit.

Edited July 7, 2024 by Through The Living Glass
grammar *irony*

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Where’s my cat?

the power of a semi truck 

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

this equation is hard, what is X?

4{[(5^x-3)/8]/0}=

Not by the hair on my chiny-chin-chin

[Vyzkel He/Him]

FBI open up!

 

I did it all with my bare hands.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Did you just break down Pineapple-Spiders house?

NONSPECIFIC EXCUSE!!!

Edited July 8, 2024 by TwinSouls
Ninja’d

[Vyzkel He/Him]

How did you get diabetes?

 

Idk, it just happened.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Why did you blow up mount rushmore?

here, take this

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

It's dangerous to go alone!

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I feel very disestablishmentarian today. 
 

You spread LIES!

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I saw Red vent and kill Blue.

Aye-aye, captain.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Steer straight into that iceberg!

 

A BB gun.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Did you explode that guy's head with a...?

All roads lead to Rome.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Why the heck are you surrounding Italy with F-22’s?

 

The path of friendship is very rocky, but we can get through this.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

How are we going to get through the treacherous path of friendship?

I'm too old to die!

[LightRinger he/him]

How’d you survive that, Grandpa Rye?

37, to be exact. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

How many times did you stab him?

 

It was very enjoyable, I had a lot of fun!

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I hear you tried to count all the grains of sand on earth for a year, how was that?

relax, I’ve done it before, and only 2 people died last time!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Stop hiking Mt. Everest in a day!!

Body language of course!

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Are you making letters with human limbs?

I was a little confused.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

Why did you try to jump out of a MOVING TRAIN?!

*vacantly stares into the distance* We shall never know...

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Where’s my Halloween candy? I know you stole it.

you’re forgetting about a little something… SAND IN YOUR EYES! *throws sand in your eyes* *runs away* 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

You need to stop stabbing people and calling it acupuncture, that’s not what a machete is for! Anything I’m missing?

 

No don’t! I love him!

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Can we finally squash the spider in your room now?

I forgot to tie my shoes.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Why’d you lose the race to save the world? You were right at the finish line!

As cute as an ugly button

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Don’t you like my baby?

 

I will answer that… when I’m not liable *runs away*