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[BlueWildRye he/him]

Sink the passenger ship full of innocent civilians?

I CHALLENGE YOU TO DUEL

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

You have nice hair.

Nooooooooooo………

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Luke, I am your father.

I used a chicken patty sandwich.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

How did you manage to wreck your new car?

A stabby-stabby.

Edited August 13, 2024 by Drehy
Better wording

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2 hours ago, Drehy said:

A stabby-stabby.

Spoiler

Yes, stabby-stabby is much better wording than a small pointy knife

How in the world were you able the hack into government computers without any computer knowledge?!?

This is what happens if you get your crap together.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Whoa! You just went all Matrix on that angry naked mole rat!

only a sane person would say no to that!

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Why did you accept that business deal?

I have absolutely no doubt this will work.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

You made a Time Machine out of a dishwasher?

 

it depends on how you define “sandwich”

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Well, if you’re so smart, how would you hide a small explosive in a sandwich?

I could win easily. I wouldn’t have to even lift a finger.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Let’s do a thumb war!

I can! I just… don’t wanna.

Edited August 14, 2024 by Vyzkel

[BlueWildRye he/him]

You're telling me you can't stand out in the sun for even a minute?!

Cook for approximately 55 seconds per side.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

You want me to do what with this human hand?!

Just trust me. I've been doing this for a looooong time.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Are you seriously trying to weld my hand back on?

It’s part of my skin routine.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I can’t believe you just jumped into the hippo enclosure at the zoo.

All you have to do is believe in yourself… and press that button right there

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Are you sure I can start a nuclear war?

With a simple swing of my sword, of course!

Edited August 15, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[BlueWildRye he/him]

How did you slay CTHULU?

Let's just ignore the time travel paradox that just happened.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Someone just threw this peach at me!

Not if I… Sabot! *throws a wooden shoe at your head*

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*throws a peach at your head*

I SHALL CREATE A TIME PARADOX *aggressive beeping sounds*

Edited August 15, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Vyzkel He/Him]

What are you gonna do with that peach?

I WILL THROW THIS CHICKEN!!

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Hey, wait---WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME???

I had good intentions.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Where’s my house?

no worries, I got your back!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

My body got dismembered, have you seen it?

Its the most enjoyable back to school activity.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Why are you eating your toes??

Whywhywhywhywhywhywhy!

[BlueWildRye he/him]

What letter comes after "X" again?

I will do it again, and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Stop randomly quizzing people on the alphabet!

This-this is my livelihood! I can’t just throw it away!