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[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I know you don’t love me but what kind of daughter were you hoping for???

Stop being ridiculous and mop the scudding floor. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

If you could say anything to Cinderella, what would you say?

Hi

[TwinStorm He/Him]

4 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Hi

What do you say to your crush?

Who are you, again?

Edited October 19, 2024 by Twinstorm

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

If you ask me that one more time, I'm going to tie you to a train track.

WHY CAN'T I?

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

WHY CAN'T I?

Because I said so.

A chicken and a shotgun.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

How did you blow up an entire military stronghold in one day with zero preparation?

It’s times like these when I wish I had a genie.

Edited October 19, 2024 by Vyzkel

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

We did all this work for just a little pot?

That’s just a small problem…

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Why didn’t you tell me about the Dino in your house before we brought my ENTIRE EXTENDED FAMILY to our WEDDING RECEPTION??

No receipt, please. I don’t want proof. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Alright here are your twenty 18-foot skeletons and 800 life-sized spiders, would you like a receipt?

It’s for… decorating.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Why are you holding a bloody eyeball?!

Mmmm... GOLDFISH

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

What gives you the most hope for the future of humanity?

Climbing in trees. 

Edited October 20, 2024 by The Halcyon Girl

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

What were you doing when @Kajsa died???

Mmmmmm most delicious meat

Edited October 20, 2024 by The Wandering Wizard

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

have you seen the chickens around lately?

toes

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

wow, kajsa

What does @Kajsa REALLY need to stop talking about? 

Yeah, I guess I'm sorry, but I'm not telling him that. 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 hour ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Yeah, I guess I'm sorry, but I'm not telling him that. 

Are you going to tell the coach you're quitting basketball?

Almost as good as mashed potatoes.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Are you eating brains?

Almost as good as brains.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Are you eating fingers?

Almost as good as raw fish.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Are you eating fingers?

Almost as good as raw fish.

Mr. Gollum, sir, as your therapist, why exactly are you eating ramen with your hands?

I think I am?

Edited October 20, 2024 by Twinstorm

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Are you that serial killer with amnesia?

Abra kadabra your wish is granted.

Edited October 20, 2024 by Vyzkel

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

So I have this awful friend and I was wondering— 

I’d sooner give you a pair of wings. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Could I have your first-born child?

Give me the dynamite back, I want to blow it up!

[TwinStorm He/Him]

4 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

I’d sooner give you a pair of wings. 

Santa, can I have every unpublished Sanderson novel for Christmas?

Ah, the sweet smell of anger.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Could I have your first-born child?

Give me the dynamite back, I want to blow it up!

Stop trying to blow up Eddie’s funeral!!

1 minute ago, Twinstorm said:

Santa, can I have every unpublished Sanderson novel for Christmas?

Ah, the sweet smell of anger.

Why are you eyeing the dynamite?

I. hate. GLITTER

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Vyzkel said:

I. hate. GLITTER

Y'know we could always just burn your shirt . . .

It's definitely possible.

Edited October 20, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

Why are you eyeing the dynamite?

It's what she would've wanted!

Also I sympthaized with you about the glitter, I wanted plain old-fashioned dynamite but nooooooo.....