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[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Hey have you seen that video by that youtuber that always ends his videos with-

Never fear, Common Sense is here!!

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Are you one of those American rebels?

 That’s rough buddy. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Why are you just standing there?! They’re about to decapitate me!

I wish that were the case.

[Through the Living Hope]

Uh... you've never committed any war crimes... right?

*points at my old Geometry teacher*

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

So who is odium's shardbearer?

*Eats a pineapple*

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

What would you do if I were to say “Suddenly, Pineapples”?

Blood, and a lot of it.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

What's on your shirt?

Whenever there's a new moon.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

When am I safe from you?

ONCE IN A BLUE MOON!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

How many times will you kiss me? 

I named that type of spren. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

You know that spren that pops up after excessive murder?

I just saw a murderspren, and it made me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

What are you gonna write your college project on?

Hehehe cuz it's SHINY. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Hey! Why’d you steal my knife? I was gonna use it to mug you.

Fact 3.A.b.IV.iii) When mugging, make sure to hold on to your knife.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

What's something you wish you knew last night?

Cuz he's an idiot. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Why’d he try and mug you?

it was delicioso.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Why'd you eat that $100 bill?

It felt very satisfying.

Edited October 29, 2024 by Through The Living Glass
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[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Hey! You use the knife on other people. 
 

Money is fun.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Hey! You use the knife on other people. 
 

Money is fun.

SPIRIT NO 

(skip me)

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

So why'd you kill your parents again? 

Two words: magic rings. 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Okay, guys, what's the plan?

Wheeeeee! Murder is fun!

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Hey how do you feel about doing a little stabby stab tonight?

I NEED MY KNIFE 

And here's a frying pan!

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

YAY! who is the target?????

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Dude. I don't know where your knife is. I gave it to Glass. Do you have any other weapon.

Ow. When I said "others", I meant people OTHER than you or I.

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!

*starts running away as fast as humanly possible*

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Alright, I guess I just have to whack you with a stick

Well excuse YOU for not cLaRiFYING!1

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Alright, I guess I just have to whack you with a stick

Well excuse YOU for not cLaRiFYING!1

NOT IF YOU CANT CATCH MEEEEE