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[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

WHY DID YOU EAT MY PUPPIES?

The fur is disgusting.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Hey, as an apology, I made you this coat. Please ignore the, uh, tomato juice stains...

Please don't kill me?

[TwinStorm He/Him]

You're the UPS driver. Where's my copy of Wind and Truth, exactly?

I live in hell.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

What did the UPS driver say after they refused to deliver WaT?

Why I never did anything nor denied total rending under the heights.

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Acronym it!

WINDANDTRUTH

 

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I need an acronym to confuse people; any ideas?

THEN YOU HAVE FORCED MY HAND

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Sir, your order of Wind and Truth has been delayed.

I have the high ground!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*accidentally causes landslide*

Deeeeeeeep down, we're lonely demons from heeeeeelllllllllllll

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves

But when, does a man become a monster?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Can you spout lyrics to smth I don’t know? 

Yeah, that’s what I thought. *pulls out weapon*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

What? You can't kill me

Spoiler

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

I know of a briiiliant prophet- problem is this prophet is dead.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

So, we're lost. At 10 at night. In New Jersey. What's the plan?

please don't make me do this

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*slaps paper mcdonald's bag onto counter*

Eat.

How- much longer 'til our luck runs out?

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[TwinStorm He/Him]

We've got a couple miles left in this tank, at least. I hope. It hasn't been too long since the fuel gauge broke.

Get in the water!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Look, I'm allergic to chlorine; you can't keep trying to get me in the pool!

Something approaches!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Have you seen my possessed moster truck per chance?

Wouldn’t you like a taste of the power?

[Lord Spirit he/him]

For the last time, I am not joining your mystical syndicate that's trying to conquer the world using sandpaper!

With that logic, I have to agree.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Violas are the best because I said so

*hysteria*

[AltonicKeys he/him]

So... Tell me a little about yourself.

Good answer. I don't see how that relates but good answer.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

I just became a murderer on thirty three charges.

Salad. And lots of it.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

What did you have fire thanksgiving?

 

3.14 pumpkins

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Lightning round! If I had a circle, and divided the circumference by the diameter, what would I get, rounded to the nearest hundredth? What is the large fruit that people sometimes empty out, use as makeshift boats and participate in a race?

Spoiler

There is a clear answer here..... and I will choose to ignore it

Something tells me that's not supposed to happen, but I really can't be sure with you.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

Well, when one follows my instructions, they spontaneously combust, get struck by lightning and have a heart attack all at the same time.

Three ounces of blood, a pint of salt, and a heckoalotta ice cream.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

What items do we need for the summoning ritual?

And a partridge in a coconut tree

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

You did what to the twelve days of Christmas?

That’s the tallest book I’ve ever seen.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Well, I ordered my book. Has it come?

This life is amazing, when we greet it with open arms