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[CadCom he/him]

13 hours ago, Pineap-spider said:

Don’t forget about Mikey, who will eat everything, including the toy at the bottom of his cereal box.

Lets see. We have John, Jimmy, Sarah, George, Fresno, Andrew, Katie, Katherine, Isosceles, Jordan, Jordyn, and Don Carlos. Are we missing any of our children? 
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A shardblade in the Harry Potter Universe

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

How the heck did the basalisk in Chamber of Secrets die??

 

Because it's dull you twit it'll hurt more.

[CadCom he/him]

1 minute ago, SourCandyLime said:

Because it's dull you twit it'll hurt more.

Why did that personal attack joke hurt so much?
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The inevitable passage of spacetime into oblivion

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

What cheers you up when you’re depressed 

 I can do it with an apple, but a human skull would be better 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

What kind of target do you need for archery?

The black widow outside my window. Window widow.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Who's that washing your windows?

Spoiler

Oh dear god what have I done

The pen is mightier than the sword, but have you ever heard of permanent marker?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Do you think you could beat Percy Jackson in a fight?

I do it full time, if only I could get paid…

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

Have you ever tried being Moriati from Sherlock Holmes

why, 8-7 of course!

Edited July 26, 2024 by SourCandyLime

[LightRinger he/him]

What exactly did you say the final score in the Battle of Hogwarts was?

 

Tigers. So many tigers. *shudders*

[Vyzkel He/Him]

What’s the most traumatic event you’ve expierienced?

Just DO IT.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Do I have to like Nike?

but i thought we were in love!

[strmblsd he/him]

Do you think they will find your body?

You first

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Do we have to bury the body?

I enjoy it a lot more than croquet

Edited July 31, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender
Speeling

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Why are you burying all those bodies?

It's not a phase.

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

On 7/28/2024 at 9:39 PM, Vyzkel Willbender said:

"crochet" (Umm, did you mean Croque? The sentance does not make sence with "Crochet", because crocheting is when you use a hook and wind yarn in an intecit pattern, where as croque you hammer a ball through pegs in the ground...)

Why is the moon lit up on the sides but not the middle?
 

GREAT STORMS ABOVE, WE ARE DOOMED!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I accidentally put ham instead of turkey on your sandwich, is that okay?

I don’t know if that is possible, but sure why not!

[BlueWildRye he/him]

May I murder you?

It wasn't possible.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Did you try to murder Vyz?

That could indeed have happened.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

He could’ve killed me!

It was so much fun!

[LightRinger he/him]

Did you go for revenge, summoning a group of sharks under Rye’s bed, and building a trapdoor into the bed, so that when he tries to sleep he falls to his death?

Heck, I’ll help!

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Can you patch up all the sharks under my bed?

Don't worry, revenge will be swift and harsh.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

What are you gonna do in retribution for my actions?

*shakily calls 911 *

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

Hey! Rye hiered me to... check up on you... (Yelled through a door, gun pointed over eye hole) Wanna let me in?

Well Obviously.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Did you use that pistol to shoot a hole in Vyz's door?

*decks Vyz in the face*

Edited August 2, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Quick! Knock me out so they think I’m dead!

*sigh* they always said it was just a phase.