LightRinger

The bots start coming and they don’t stop coming. They’re breaking the rules tryna take our money. Started reporting spammers for fun, they make me feel smart cause they act so dumb. At least I think that’s how it goes…

Gotta say, just found out about y’all, but if y’all put in the effort, this cult could be fire.

Hey! Saw you around but never officially said "Welcome to the Shard @strmblsd!". So, welcome to the Shard @strmblsd! What's the best Haribo gummy bear flavor? And would you rather be Returned or of the third Heightening? No extra Breaths to start with, just in case you're wondering how to loophole.

Welcome to the Shard @Nikaro! Would you rather have unlimited Goldfish or unlimited Cheez-Its? Also, Allomancy or Feruchemy? (If you've read the Mistborn books, that is.)

I have no idea. Want to be mine?

Hellooo @TedShiz! Welcome! What's better, Mistborn Era 1 vs Era 2?

Welcome to the Shard @Catacendre! Were you a lurker before joining the shard (I totally was, so no shame), and if so what was your favorite thread/the one that convinced you to join

Hi @Block! If you don't mind me asking, are you a building block, a lego block, a walkaroundthe block, a stumbling block, a cinder block, a butcher block, a road block, a time block, a CENSORED, a block party, a quilt block, or the dreaded Writer's Block? Also, what's your favorite taco?

Chuck Norris ate a kandra to become himself.

Fleet was actually a servant of Odium.

Granted. It can’t speak or act on its memory. I wish for a bag of Cheez-its.

YKYASFW you were team Gale until reading Wax and Wayne convinced you to be team Peeta.

To my memory, burning a Lerasium alloy overwrites your previous allomantic powers. But that might just be MAG specific.

Heat it up and burn my hand with it. WWYDIYF a plastic taco in your pocket?

You killed @Lunamor?!! Why wouldn’t I use it?

Welcome @The Sneaky Kandra! Do you prefer Mistborn Era 1 or Era 2?

Welcome to the Shard @Copper Misting! Are Smokers your favorite, or do you like other Allomancers?

Chuck recently had his 84th birthday. He turned 48.

Thank you! I’ll do that in the future.

I’m like the only one up rn, but two guys really want to get us into voodoo and change our flights. @AonEne or other mods, how do I report them?

I use the Elder Wand to fix my wand and steal the sandwich using a Niffler.

“Be a goat, everyone else is already taken.”

Stunning