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[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

What is that thing burning out there?

Never tried that, so why not.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I need someone to test if humans taste like pork; could you help me?

A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

[LightRinger he/him]

You fed the whole table human and told us it was PORK???!!!

 

It was quite good though…

[strmblsd he/him]

Why were you licking the bottom of the school table?

Ooh free gum!

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Eww! I just stepped in some used gum!

it will only take a couple minutes 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

You want me to help you make a Time Machine car that only works if you go 80 mph?

It smelled like French fries.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Why did you ransack the entire house and empty the pantry?

Shoot him again.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

"OH MY GOSH HE'S STILL ALIVE; WHAT DO WE DO?!"

Maybe I should.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

are you really considering raising Area 51?

Spaceships!!!

[LightRinger he/him]

They said your name was Benny? (mad props to who ever gets this reference)

Yep. And I’ll never do it again. 

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Wait, you managed to make a cure for cancer!?!

It’s been my life’s work

1 hour ago, LightRinger said:

 

They said your name was Benny? (mad props to who ever gets this reference)

 

Spoiler

That’s the Lego movie. Are there people who wouldn’t get that reference?

 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Why do you shoot every ship you see coming out of that harbor with a cannon?

Twice a day.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

How many times do you over throw governments?

Gimme twenty bucks for it.

[LightRinger he/him]

Can I have a lung?

I’ll pay you $2.47 for it. 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Your left molar is in good condition, you know?

It is my collection.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

What’s with all of these jolly rancher wrappers in this drawer

a bright florecent pink with yellow dots

[BlueWildRye he/him]

What colors are you wearing to the funeral?

I did not expect that.

[aetherbound he/him]

All my fingers are attached to my hands.

Yep, that checks out.

[Mr. Misting he/him]

Your mom didn't like how you forgot to clean up the bodies.

Twelve and a half slightly damp ping pong balls

[Cinnamon]

I must confess, we are desperate and our company is willing to provide you with funds and equipment up the the value of $30M to solve this crime. What will you need? Tell us, and it is yours.

Usually, I wouldn't but I think I can make an exception just this once.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Wanna rob that one orphanage we hate?

I applaud you.

[LightRinger he/him]

And that’s how I burned down the orphanage we robbed using only a toothbrush. 
 

What’s one more time going to do?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

You can't just keep totaling people's cars with a sledgehammer!

I don't get it.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I'm asking you for the last time: can you stop committing arson?

I was only joking.

[CadCom he/him]

Why did you tell the FBI that you were a known terrorist?
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