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[Vyzkel He/Him]

Where’s all the bags of to- I mean food that I gave you?

It’s my favorite activity.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Hey! Why'd you cut off my toes?

Pleasure doing business with you.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Will you take $1000 for all the toes?
 

*in lord of the rings Gollum voice* it is my collection.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*fearfully* Why do you have a trophy case full of toes...?

IIIIII NNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IIIIIIIIIT

[Vyzkel He/Him]

You want my toes?

*british* It is quite a gentlemanly practice.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Why do you keep all these bags of toes

just in case Vending machines become the dominant race

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Why do you want all my toe bags?

it only happens once every full moon.*spooky music*

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Didn't you say my toes would grow back eventually?

*runs*

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Why won’t you just give me your toes?

Yes.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Did you steal Rye’s toes?

they taste good on skewers.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Why are there some toes missing from my bag?

Toothpicks work fine

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

What’s wrong with my toe skewers?

That’s too small, nothing’s fit in it

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Do you want to try sewing needles for your skewers?

Well, I’ve just enjoyed people’s reactions.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Why do you keep throwing severed toes at people?

Emergency food.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

What’s in the bag?

I’ll stop if you stop.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Why do we keep talking about severed toes?

Do you think the Pom poms will help?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Are you trying to cheer me up with a cheerleader costume?

*Jurassic Park music starts*

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

What are you eating?

*Imperial March*

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Well, he stole our toes. What do we do now?

*LOTR travel montage*

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Let’s go steal our toes back.

*mission impossible theme*

[Vyzkel He/Him]

How do we get into the toe vault?

*Halo music*

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Where exactly did you say the toe vault was?

With this here dynamite, of course!

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Spoiler

I’ve been set up here. here is the obvious question: How are you going to open the toe vault?

How are we going to substitute candles on the cake?

depends on your definition of “the world”

 

Edited June 20, 2024 by Pineap-spider

[BlueWildRye he/him]

You want all the toes in the world?

I call dibs on the big one.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Which ice cream cone do you want?

They’re chicken nuggets.