Inverse Ask Anyone Anything

[Lord Spirit he/him]

How did the two of you get on that roof?

 

9.99

[strmblsd he/him]

If I ate that I'm 2.3759 seconds what rating would you give me?

Yeah so I blew up

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Why have you been staring at your phone for 6 hours straight?

It's called magic.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

How is your arm bent in three directions?!?

His name is George.

[strmblsd he/him]

Monkey?

Yep I'm stupid.

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I was first

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Who was the first president of United States? 
 

the violin

 

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Ninja’d

[Vyzkel He/Him]

What’s your favorite instrument to bash people with.

the concept of time.

[Mr. Misting he/him]

What do you think about when you're thought spiraling?

My severed left foot

[strmblsd he/him]

What's in my backpack?

Sounds about right 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

So let me get this straight, you first pushed a guy off the roof, got arrested, and then stole someone’s left foot and put it in a backpack and ran away?

Its a long story…

 

[Lord Spirit he/him]

I was flying my drone and just watched the footage. What happened?

It was Santa!

[strmblsd he/him]

Why did you get on your roof?

Ok I will do it

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I need to hide this suspicious bag in a non-suspicious way...

I'll give you 20 bucks for it.

[strmblsd he/him]

What will you give me if I run over that kid?

Ooh it's red

[Vyzkel He/Him]

What the heck is on the road?!?

I prefer Lamborghini over Porsche

[Lunamor she/her]

What’s your favorite type of car to key?

It’s the secret ingredient.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Why do you have a jar that says "Souls" next to your cookie dough?

IT TASTES SO GOOD THOUGH.

[strmblsd he/him]

Is that a baby turtle?

Ahh yes 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

You hunt baby turtles?

Its so they don’t scream.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

What is the cake for?

It's not my fault it wasn't strong enough.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Why are they an unconscious?!?

 Through the power of friendship

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

How in the world did we get the park ranger to let us near the baby turtles?

That's what the van is for.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Where are we gonna put all these baby turtles?

I usually just solve that with violence.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

What if we get caught with all these baby turtles?

About two million dollars.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

How much are these baby turtles worth in the cooking industry?

A sautéed pickle