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[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

Why on earth do you have a bottle of vodka?

I didn’t do it 

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

it was... him!

 

*sarge's goofy mature and edgy rants*

[Lunamor she/her]

Look, can you just please quit interrupting-

You know that video with the raccoon trying to wash cotton candy in a pool of water?

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

What are you doing with the cotton candy in that pool of water?

I have never been to that black market!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

So you know that hidden compartment with the poison-

I am frankly shocked that you think I would do that with an Easy-Bake Oven (TM).

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

Did you put the cake batter upside down?

I wanted to 

[Soulbinder she/her]

Why would you pretend to be a cop in order to give that llama a speeding ticket?!

"In my defense, only six people were mildly too severely injured in the process. So it was practically successful!"

Edited April 2, 2024 by Soulbinder
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[strmblsd he/him]

what is the least hurt you have ever caused using a bomb?

a Nokia phone.

[Lunamor she/her]

I need a shardplate substitute, any recommendations?

It knows what it did.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Hey, where’s my phone?

Cheerioes.

[Lunamor she/her]

How do British people say goodbye?

Just the one.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

How many candles have you eaten today?

where there’s a will there’s a way.

[Lunamor she/her]

I promise you, my cousin William really doesn’t know how to get to that secret bunker.

I merely borrowed it.

[strmblsd he/him]

who stole than shot my bazooka at the Capitol?

hey that is my shoe

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Spoiler

beans, cheese, and... an old shoe?

yup.

ok.

 

here, have a burrito.

[Lunamor she/her]

Quit trying to bribe me with food!

I’d go with the second option.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

Would you rather a. Prevent a nuclear war or b. Start one?

it’s over at my place 

[Soulbinder she/her]

Do you happen to know where the Demon Core is?

"Americans."

[strmblsd he/him]

Look it's what everyone else in the world hates...

Then you walk away slow and casual

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Hello, 911? If I'm being held at gunpoint, what should I do?

This scar I have in between my ring finger and middle finger.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

You gave yourself WHAT with the knife?!

It was only once!!

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Did you stuff my sandwich with explosives again?

Why does everyone assume it’s me???

[Lord Spirit he/him]

We found your fingerprints on the murder weapon. Are you sure you don't want to confess?

 

Say no more. I'm in!

[strmblsd he/him]

wanna get into this unmarked white van? we have cookies...

how did you know

[Soulbinder she/her]

Hey, quick question, did you start pug smuggling again?

"The puppy was the best part!"