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[Just_a_Fan he/him]

throw the CHEESE!

 

*insert deep philosophical monologue involving a cardboard box canyon and a (fake) war.*

Edited March 18, 2024 by Just_a_Fan

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

why couldn't you make it to class?

It's hard to explain. It would make more sense if you would just read this *hands over a Hawaii vacation pamphlet* 

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Why would you summon an elder demon in the school parking lot?!

*shrug* I don't really mind either way.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Should I go skydiving, or cliff jumping?

well… I had this idea, and I read a lot, and…

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Why did you write a million page rant?

But I like it

[Lunamor she/her]

Please stop licking my salt lamp.

They’re just jealous.

[WhyEverNot_8 he/him]

Why do they keep waving their hands at you like they’re summoning a demon? And why do they look constipated?

She stood up, saw me, and chose violence, like every other day.

[Lunamor she/her]

Why do you keep stealing that toddler’s lollipop in so-called “revenge”?

I just wanted to boop its nose.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Do think we can get past the dragon without waking it up?

I would never do that

[WhyEverNot_8 he/him]

On to our next event! You there, would you eat a caterpillar for $1000?

(the ”…Maybe…” beneath your name is so perfectly placed it makes me laugh)

I would summon them just so I can scare them with bugs!

[Lunamor she/her]

The sky isn’t neon green, it’s clearly blue! Why do you keep lying to me?!

It’ll be like the Avengers!

Edit: Ninja’d

Edited March 20, 2024 by Lunamor

[WhyEverNot_8 he/him]

Sorry

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

 

1 hour ago, Lunamor said:

The sky isn’t neon green, it’s clearly blue! Why do you keep lying to me?!

It’ll be like the Avengers!

Edit: Ninja’d

Why exactly are we at this nuclear power plant with a bag full of spiders?

Don’t worry, we have gravity!

Edited March 20, 2024 by TwinSouls

[Soulbinder she/her]

How exactly are you planning to get us down from this cliff?

"Well, politicians, mostly, but we do get the occasional Hollywood executive."

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

"As a hitman, who are you usually hired to assassinate?"

I'll be gone, come the dark.

[Lunamor she/her]

Okay, now pretend to be a shadow!

*does the chicken dance*

[Faerie Braids she/her]

What did you say your babysitting qualifications were?

Only if you to go first.

[Lunamor she/her]

I think you need to go to therapy for your medically unique phobia of being the first one to do something.

One word: Jogging.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

What do you think the best way to help people with asthma?

 

I think I have a few left over…

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

ey, you got a phoenix down? Aerith just got cutscene'd. 

 

I got a cure for that. pulls out comically long katana.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

what are we going to do when the police show up?

 

Let's burn it!

[WhyEverNot_8 he/him]

What do we do with the magnesium in the gas tank?

Stop drawing on me!

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Would you like a handle bar or goatee?

A little bit like a combination of cheese and a dead frog

[Just A Silvereye he/him/il/lui]

What does this meal taste like? I did it myself!

I... never thought you could use a fire extinguisher for this kind of thing.

[Lunamor she/her]

Look, I made a bubble bath!

Are you familiar with how goats faint?