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[BlueWildRye he/him]

Help, we're surrounded! Do you have your wand on you?

Let's not get into that right now.

[Lunamor she/her]

Quick, to the lifeboat! The ship is sinking!

That's why I put so many stickers on it.

[NameIess]

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ARM?!?!?!?!!?

I was just trying to get it to stop making that noise.

[Lunamor she/her]

Why did you behead this rubber chicken?

Suuuuuuuure.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

Do you want this cookie?

Am I?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Are you the one wanted for multiple felonies?

Well… just because I was there didn’t mean I did it.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Hey, you! Stop right there! Are you the one who killed 15 goats and 17 other farm animals and left them in the middle of the street??

So what if I do?? What are you gonna do about it?

Edited June 2, 2024 by WhyEverNot_8

[strmblsd he/him]

Are you just going run over that kid down the street?

I agree, no questions asked.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Would you rob that old lady if I ordered you to? She has a lot of spheres!

Mayhaps…

[Lunamor she/her]

Can you please just use normal vocabulary?

That's definitely not right.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Is your cat supposed to have eight eyes?

Oh, that's where that went!

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Do you know why there was a sandwich in a plane?

Oh hello, i did not notice you there

[BlueWildRye he/him]

What are you doing standing over that dead body?

I am neither confirming or denying this fact.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Did you run my cat over?

So that's why my head hurts...

[BlueWildRye he/him]

How much whiskey did you drink?

It was really shiny, okay?

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Why did you grab that tesla coil?

a golden avocado

[Vyzkel He/Him]

So what’s your cult worshipping again?

Obviously that was not on purpose.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Why is there a pencil stabbed through your arm?

IF YOU CALL ME THAT ONE MORE TIME-

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

Hey there, Jeremy!

Hahaha, but in all seriousness: absolutely not...

[BlueWildRye he/him]

What if we just let him live?

We promised not to speak of this, remember?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Wait… where’s the body again?

no, just no. Unless…

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Would you show me where the ship crashed and you died?

SURE!!! OF COURSE I WILL!!!!!
(It’s too enthusiastic)

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Are you going to eat that salad?

 

Never. Ever. Not even for TWO scooby snacks. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

If I pay you twenty bucks, would you do a backflip-kick right into someone’s face?

Whaaattt?? I would never! *said in way that sounds like they totally did it*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*points to broken wall, then to battered four wheeler in living room*

"LET ME LIVE MY LIFE!!"