Just_a_Fan Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 (edited) instead of eating the garlic bread, you... *checks notes* drank the blood of a golden retriever mother after biting her neck. *loads bag with crossbow and bolts tipped with holy water* 'k, gonna go a' huntin'. Edited April 10 by Just_a_Fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 I've got a hankerin' for some fresh game, would you go shoot something for dinner? Projectile vomit, spontaneous combustion, and major bleeding 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 so, what's the effects of this disease you wrote in your AU? EURIKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 Please calm down, this is just pyrite- The pen is mightier than the sword! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 (edited) I challenge you to a duel. What weapon do you choose? How much will you pay me Edited April 17 by Lord Spirit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 I need a conveniently placed banana peel in the cafeteria at 11:57 At least it wasn't the rhino enclosure 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 *sigh* Why did you throw a grenade into the bear enclosure? I mean, it doesn't look that bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 MY EYES! LEEEEEEROY JENKINS!!!!!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 Who’s that guy that loves chicken? Eenie meenie miniee mo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 Sir, we need to know which we to cut to defuse the bomb before it detonates and destroys the country. Is it the red one or the blue one? How was I supposed to know!? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 You realize that you just set of 1,298lbs of liquid explosive that turns into silly string when combusted. Give me that, I need it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 Hey, I found this can of spray cheese. Well, how was I supposed to know that would happen?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 You killed him… you killed the god of darkness… by throwing an apple at him…?! Astro Party! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 Our company is almost bankrupt due to an asteroid that destroyed our main factory. what should we do? Photosynthesis! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 Food food food food food food… how are we gonna get all these people food to eat????? What do we do what do we do what do we do they’re all gonna die… *wrings hands* Headshot!! Spoiler (imagine the super shaky and nervous voice of a dude with a white button down shirt, a blue tie, khaki dress pants and black dress shoes, a pen in their pocket and glasses and that’s who you have speaking in the first part) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 what is the greatest achievement in your life? Kinda... More like your gramma 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 (edited) Is he as old as George Washington? Albert Einstein and Leeroy Jenkins Edited April 23 by WhyEverNot_8 Added a person 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 Two weirdest people you spent the day with. So I press the red button 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 It says DON'T PRESS IT!! Mmm... delicious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 What should we do with this mound of dirt? Somewhere over the Rainbow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 Worst song to listen to during a hurricane? Yodeling in the rocky mountains! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 What did your mom say she was going to go do? the Shakespeare bust prop from the Adam West Batman 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 What is the highest form of art? *Benny Hill theme* Spoiler https://youtu.be/MK6TXMsvgQg?si=BGkLJpkX7-1L32rz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit Posted Thursday at 11:14 AM Report Share Posted Thursday at 11:14 AM What song do you want to be played at your funeral? Bluey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Posted Thursday at 01:22 PM Report Share Posted Thursday at 01:22 PM Where are you going to get names for all your children? It's not that hard, as long as you have a longer than average chopstick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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