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[Faerie Braids she/her]

Why is there a jar of spiders on your nightstand? And who's skull is that?

The end of the world!

[Lunamor she/her]

*sigh* Look, sometimes you can’t have two cookies instead of one. It’s fine! What’s the worst that could happen?

Playing peek-a-boo, unless it’s Tuesday, in which case arson.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

what's your weekend like?

 

now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna help a fast, blue hedgehog possessed by the ghost of an eldritch horror and a doge fight a dragon.

Edited February 5, 2024 by Just_a_Fan

[aetherbound he/him]

Why do you have a collection of Lifeless frogs?

Hm, interesting, that will be vey helpful for my plot to kill the easter bunny.

[Lunamor she/her]

I heard Santa Claus is getting jealous of the attention other holidays are getting.

I mean, doesn’t everyone make mistakes from time to time?

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Are you ready to die for your crimes, Moash?

Actually, I burned it.

[Lunamor she/her]

Where’s the money from the bank robbery?

Ooooh, that’s what you meant…

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

no, no, z, in an actionable state, on the ground.

 

good argument, unfortunately, 252 +SPA Choice specs Beads of ruin Chi-yu Overheat vs 25hp/5def trolley == guaranteed OHKO

[Lunamor she/her]

Dude, please just take out the trash.

I’m just gonna ignore that.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

What’s that smell?

I… I wish I’d never eaten that.

[Lunamor she/her]

Why is there a bite taken out of this candle?

How was I supposed to know that was illegal?!

[aetherbound he/him]

You do realize the IRS is going to be after you for tax evasion.

*stabs wall with shardblade* just repeat that 700 times and you'll be good.

[Lunamor she/her]

How do I get through the massive block of cheese forming this wall?

It’s the birds, man, the birds.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

What is the meaning of life?

Of course I did! That's what they're made for!

[aetherbound he/him]

Did you just use a signed leatherbound copy of the Way of Kings as a firestarter?

In my defense, the cheetos were very, very moldy.

[Lunamor she/her]

Why did you eat that party-sized bag of Cheetos?

I know you are but what am I?

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Did you know that I'm actually a hummingbird named kirk?

 

47 watermelons. Why do you need so many?

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

*insert "guy from the math problems" meme here*

 

LEEROY JENKINS!

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Who is your sixtieth cousin thrice removed?

Ten bucks.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

So, how much for you to betray your family and country?

Caramel Popcorn

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Hey, how much ya wana bet that this new guy's an advanced bot, with how much he plugs his blog?

*rapidly selecting & de-selecting ice-climbers at an inhuman rate*

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Favorite thing to watch in the microwave?

Yesterday. I was very hungry.

1 minute ago, Lord Spirit said:

So, how much for you to betray your family and country?

Caramel Popcorn

 

[Lord Spirit he/him]

  

3 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan said:

Hey, how much ya wana bet that this new guy's an advanced bot, with how much he plugs his blog?

*rapidly selecting & de-selecting ice-climbers at an inhuman rate*

You wouldn't happen to be one of those annoying smash players, would you?

I would run away screaming.

Edited March 6, 2024 by Lord Spirit
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[Through the Living Questio he/him]

What would you do if you saw me sitting on the roof with a shardbow pointed in your direction?

God, that scared me! I love it!

[Lunamor she/her]

What do you think of my outfit for the date I have tonight?

Slap it with a fish.