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[GeneralHZRD he/him]

Don’t say it, no.. stop it, don’t you dare!

I would normally pick a shotgun, but for this situation I’m going with the baguette.

[Stormlit Shard he/him]

What do you do when you have to eat cheese?

 

I HATE ketchup, peanut butter, people etc

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

that wasnt my question

 

i have about 2 trillion questions, starting with what the heck

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

Ok, so here’s how to make mayonnaise and salmon ice cream. 
 

I’ll do it. But only if you throw in a zebra.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

I could eat a horse! But only if it is exotic.

Why wouldn’t he shave his head?

[Wittles he/him]

Why is that mannequin bald?

Gesundheit!

[PyroPhile]

My favorite Minecraft mod is Pehkui.

Look, under the circumstances, it seemed a perfectly reasonable thing to do, alright?

[RaeTheRaven]

Why on earth did you put your hand in the vat of superglue? 

Sometimes, you just gotta try. 

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Why did you jump headfirst in an erupting volcano right as a tornado was going to hit it?

YOU! SHALL! NOT! PASS!

[RaeTheRaven]

Do you mind if I use the... Oh... okay.

It's not about the money, it's about the principle of the thing!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Come on!! We could sell this pure soul for six, maybe seven hundred thousand dollars! We could pay off the house with it!

That would be a wonderful idea if it weren't for the fact that you just cut off my arm.

[RaeTheRaven]

How about a game of golf?

He insisted!

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Did you put my cat on your bagel?

Oh, yeah. You’d be surprised at the taste.

[RaeTheRaven]

You use your own sweat as salt?

Four is way too many. 

[Ravenclawjedi42]

You wish to have three fingers, correct?

Mm hm.

[RaeTheRaven]

you ate the pony?

It's better with sugar. 

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Rae, have a look at my new baby! Isn't she adorable?

Kvothe's left toenail.

[RaeTheRaven]

Mmm, that ravioli was delicious. What's the secret ingredient?

It's only a little damaged...

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Hey, you know the $1500 signed limited hardback first edition of Oathbringer (given to me by Brandon himself) that I lent you? You've been reading it for almost a year - seriously, can I have it back now?

Be careful when peeling!

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Thanks for the prisoner…I have some torture ideas, stuff I can do to his skin…

No, that was my identical twin.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Did you just press the button to launch those nuclear bombs??

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BEES

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Hey, can you scream the alphabet at me?

There are two things I can say here and neither are good

[Wittles he/him]

So how about the weathe...oh. It looks like the atmosphere has vanished. 

Why did you do that! I specifically said to not to!

Edited October 25, 2023 by Wittles of Shinovar

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I ate your bug collection…it tasted good.

 

 Alright, I’m ready.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Okay, the plan goes as follows: you get into the cannon, I prime the fuse, and fire. You fly for a few miles then open your parachute (assuming you're alive) and land on the target. Understood? Good. Ready when you are.

 

GET OUT OF MY HEAD-