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[Lunamor she/her]

*takes a deep breath*

Spoiler

OK guys, these eggs have given us a lot of trouble in the past, uh does anybody need anything off this guy or can we bypass him?

Uhh, I think Leeroy needs something from this guy.

Oh, does he need those Devout Shoulders? Doesn't - isn't he a paladin?

Yeah, but that will help him heal better, he'll have more mana.

Christ. OK, uhh well what we'll do, I'll run in first, uh gather up all the eggs, we can kinda just, ya know blast them all down with AOE. Um, I will use Intimidating Shout, to kinda scatter'em, so we don't have to fight a whole bunch of them at once. Uhh, when my Shouts are done, uhh, I'll need Anfrony to come in and drop his Shout too, uh so we can keep them scattered and not have to fight too many. Um, when his is done, Bass of course will need to run in and do the same thing. Uhh, we're gonna need Divine Intervention on our mages, uhh so they can, uhh, AE, uh so we can of course get them down fast, cause we're bringing all these guys, I mean, we'll be in trouble if we don't take them down quick. Uhh I think this is a pretty good plan, we should be able to pull it off this time. Uhh, what do you think Abduhl? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?

Uhhh.. yeah gimme a sec... I'm coming up with thirty-two point three three, repeating of course, percentage, of survival.

That's a lot better than we usually do, uhh, alright, you think we're ready guys?

All right chums, I'm back! Let's do this!

Sometimes lying is better than telling the truth.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Why did you not him that his father is Darth Vader?

Who left a repeatedly stabbed wall in the house

[Lunamor she/her]

Did you see how happy that toddler was with a knife?

Sheep.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Which farm animal goes moo?

 

I don’t know, but it’s kinda fun. 

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

How many times did you have go on the tilt-a-whirl to throw up?

 

As long as there's enough butter

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Can we change the wall color please?

Star wars, and nothing else.

Edited March 13, 2024 by TwinSouls

[Faerie Braids she/her]

The world is ending, and we can only take three pieces of media with us to teach future generations what art is! What should we pick?

Um, snakes and a bowler hat should work fine.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Ran out of flour for this cake, do you know any good substitutions?

Only if you want to develop gangrene  

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Should I eat this pie?

I know, I know. I shouldn’t have done it. It just seemed so fun!

[Lord Spirit he/him]

You know that that’s going to be a live sentence in prison right?

 

I was hungry. 

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Where’s my homework?

I am blameless.

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

You told the news what exactly after they caught you kidnapping my hamster on camera?

she should of stuck to decaf.

 

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Cynder was used to mlg-mace by Herobrine

 

pet all the dragons!!!!!!!

Edited March 14, 2024 by Just_a_Fan

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Do you know the motto of hogwarts?

 

Moash’s redemption arc. 

Edited March 15, 2024 by Lord Spirit

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Name something impossible?

Kaladin Dying

[Faerie Braids she/her]

What is your favourite sound to listen to on repeat?

You can't prove it!

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Did you, or did you not, kidnap 10 hamsters from the pet store?

 

Canada!

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

Where did you say you got those drugs from?

It was just a little sprinkle.

[Lunamor she/her]

Why did you garnish my salad with asbestos?

A pumpkin.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

what fruit do you think is most associated with Easter? 

it only took me 5 tries.

[LightRinger he/him]

You killed @Lunamor?!!

Why wouldn’t I use it?

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Why’d you shoot that hand grenade?

Its stupid, that’s why I didn’t do it.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Why didn’t you wear a plague doctor costume to the dance?

(my friend did that once… as a matter of fact, it was the same one who spent an hour sneakstriking the opening bear in skyrim)

WHY THE BLOODY HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU PUT A BLUE WHALE IN THE BATHTUB?

[Lord Spirit he/him]

How was your shower?

 

up up down down left right left right b a

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Wait… how did you just go from missing all 4 limbs and almost in half, to fully functional and even stronger than before?

And he did a bit of this *mimics the hilarious kick my uncle did* and completely missed the Hacky Sack. *I proceed to fall and injure my shoulder*