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[Just_a_Fan he/him]

there's some goofball spreading a hoax that schools are providing litter boxes for folks who identify as cats. what do I do?

(yes, this is a real thing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Litter_boxes_in_schools_hoax)

edit: 111 yey

Is The Pope Catholic, you cheeky tart?

Edited March 7, 2024 by Just_a_Fan

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Did you remember to bribe the dentist?

No, I'm fine, thank you very-

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

*hands medkit*

 

find one, befriend one, then ask them what it's like. easy!

[Lunamor she/her]

How should I investigate serial killers’ urge to murder?

Nothing. Zero. Nada. Nil. Zilch.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

*dawns safari hat, camera, shades, grabs crossbow & ammo* any idea where they went?

 

fluffy... doggo... ?????????

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

What just flew past me?

They’re watching family guy… in the middle of Orchestra!

[aetherbound he/him]

What are your clones doing?

This dice has been sanded, capped, bulged, elongated, weighted, and set on fire.

[Lunamor she/her]

I keep rolling natural ones with this dice set 

But I wanna boop it!

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

The only rule is don't pet the dragons. Understand?

That's… not how that works.

[Lunamor she/her]

You legally don’t have to pay your taxes if the IRS is more than twenty minutes late (the same rumor circulated in elementary and middle school for me about attending class and teachers ).

A brick.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Do you the best way to deal with robbers trying to break into your house for the second time on christmas eve?

I may have borrowed it... without asking... and am not planning on returning it...

[Lunamor she/her]

14 minutes ago, Lord Spirit said:

Do you the best way to deal with robbers trying to break into your house for the second time on christmas eve?

Relevant:

 

14 minutes ago, Lord Spirit said:

I may have borrowed it... without asking... and am not planning on returning it...

What happened to that baby’s candy?

A large quantity of shredded cheese.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

What did you give that baby in exchange for it's stolen candy?

 

Oh look at the time! got to go!

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Why are you late?

AHAHAHAHA!!! YOU’LL NEVER SEE IT AGAAAAAAIIIINNNNN!!!! *Disappears*

 

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Do you know what happened to my homework?

 

it was about four score and seven years ago

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

When was the last time you took a shower?

Well… ahem. Well it was in my way, and…

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Why didn't you stop for the old lady crossing the street????

 

In my defense, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Why is there a raccoon woven into your hair?

"I am the screams of the dying and the silence of the dead"

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Eating that burger was a bad idea

ouch.

Edited March 7, 2024 by TwinSouls

[Soulbinder she/her]

Hey, do you know what happened to my truck of swords and sharp things?

 

"So that's why the ceiling's a boat." 

[Lunamor she/her]

So the ritual went a tiny bit wrong and I might’ve accidentally summoned a teensy weensy tornado.

I saw them do that in a circus once.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

So what, *puff* exactly, *pant* prompted you to *wheeze* pet the *gasp* storming lion?! 

No one told me I couldn't!

[Soulbinder she/her]

WHY in the WORLD did you give BILL CIPHER NIGHTBLOOD?!

"The crabs staged a revolution and carried off the cake as spoils of war."

[Lunamor she/her]

What exactly happened when Marie Antoinette visited Hawaii?

My preciousssssss.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

OI! that was my keel mate!

 

LEEROY JENKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!