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[Through the Living Questio he/him]

How did you get the quarter out of the Aldi cart without another one?

 

A. CARDBOARD. BOX!

[Lunamor she/her]

How do we get this lion to stop chasing us?!

Goose!

[strmblsd he/him]

What was your grandpa's last words?

How do you know that!

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Did you know that the sky is blue?

 

No. It can't be. It's Impossible

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Why is that cat carrying your mom?

Oxygennnnnnnnn… (just imagine the text gets smaller, fading like the yell of someone falling, because I don’t know how to do that )

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

long live the king.

 

-Poyo!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Where'd the knives go?

Lemon pillow.

[Lunamor she/her]

Why are your eyes so red?

That’s why I’m wearing this tinfoil hat.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

did you know that minecraft had its 15th b-day today?

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Hey, it looks like your mouth is sewn shut. Are you ok?

I'll have to get back to you on that. Probably with a lawyer.

[aetherbound he/him]

What did you eat for lunch today.

Pineapples are a heavily regulated good you know.

[strmblsd he/him]

Why did you get stopped at airport security?

So doors right

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Ok so I got this CRAZY invention in mind. It's like walls, but you can walk through them. Like, they open. And then you can unopen it, so it's like a normal wall now?

The only people who can answer that are either long dead or not born yet

[Lunamor she/her]

Why were you speeding 30 miles over the speed limit?

That’s what the candy is for!

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

sir, you do realize that this here specimen secretes a potent toxin that, alongside causing 3rd degree burns, rash, irritation, and just plain old being a poison, causes an explosion as strong as 30 METRIC TONES OF TNT upon contact w/ hydrochloric acid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

 

told you not to...

Edited May 23, 2024 by Just_a_Fan

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Why didn't you stop me from lighting the curtains on fire?!

Ow... why'd you do that?

[Lord Spirit he/him]

I saved your best friend from a burning building

 

 Twenty five, maybe thirty. 

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

How many worlds have you destroyed?

 

Well... Ummm... *Laughs nervously* That question really has... umm... a lot of interesting connotations...

Edited May 31, 2024 by The Assasin In Red

[Lord Spirit he/him]

On a scale of 3-green, how many shapes are in the alphabet?

 

William tell overture

[BlueWildRye he/him]

What were you blasting at 3 AM last night?

Yes, and the smoke smells really good!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

You threw bacon into the burning house?

It's a long story...

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

WHY IS THERE A BURNING STICK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM?!?!

Well, I happen to have written a paper on it.

[strmblsd he/him]

You have no proof I said that...

Please don't ask...

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Hang on, where did your hamster go?

Spoiler

22 minutes ago, The Assasin In Red said:

WHY IS THERE A BURNING STICK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM?!?!

 

This makes way more sense than it should... 

*sigh* FINE, I promise I won't do it again...

[Lunamor she/her]

Is that another human kidney? Remember what we talked about...

Abracadabra!