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[BlueWildRye he/him]

Why are you rereading Words of Radiance for the seventeenth time today?

And I'd do it again.

Edited June 4, 2024 by BlueWildRye

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

Why are you pouring the milk before the cereal?

You know... that's a really good question. I'm going to have to think about that for a long time. *sprints away*

[Lunamor she/her]

How fast can you run?

That’s what the super glue is for.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Did you just chop off your own arm?

But I don't want tooooooooooo!!

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Are you ready to go to dragonsteel?

 

Elsa!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Lord Spirit said:

Are you ready to go to dragonsteel?

 

Spoiler

WHAT!? MEAN.

If you could date any Disney Princess-

People be crazy.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

WHY THE HECK IS A PENCIL IN THIS KIDS ARM?!?!

I’d much prefer something else, but if you really want to…

Edited June 4, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Should we go through with the assassination?

It's not that big a deal.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

How am I supposed to sew my arm back on now?

You see, the laws of physics entail that every action has an equal and opposite reaction.

[Lunamor she/her]

1 hour ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

How am I supposed to sew my arm back on now?

Super glue, duh!

1 hour ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

You see, the laws of physics entail that every action has an equal and opposite reaction.

I know that fourth-grader called you names, but did you really have to insult his mother like that?

Slap 'em with a fish.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

What’s your go-to way to defend against robbers?

The invincibility of potatoes.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

How did you put a hole through that concrete wall?

It's the least of your worries.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

the instruction manual says that there's a 75% chance of the machine exploding. should I be concerned?

 

Pineapples are definitely a vegetable

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

If you say one more stupid thing, I'm going to push you off this roof.

He totally deserved it.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Why'd you push that guy off the roof?

It's a matter of perception.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

You said that guy died of natural causes, but I saw you push him off, how does that work?

He's my trusty partner

[Lord Spirit he/him]

What do you think of the guy who pushes other people off roofs?

For legal reasons, I am required to say no. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Do you support pushing people off of roofs?

I buried it.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

How’d you hide the body of the guy you pushed off the roof?

How’d you find it!

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Hey, there's a dead guy under the eaves of this house, what?

It would've worked, I'm telling you!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Why’d you get arrested for pushing a guy off the roof?

they seem trustworthy

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Spoiler

what have I started I love it

Why're you conspiring with that person who pushed that other person off the roof?

It was a foolproof plan!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Why did you try to push that guy off the roof and succeeded?

Gravity is such a weird thing…

[Lunamor she/her]

How come people who fall from great heights die when they hit the ground?

Fish.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

What’s in that strange human-shaped bag?

The power of flight.