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[BlueWildRye he/him]

What are you serving alongside that yummy roast turtle?

Don't worry, I'll probably survive this.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Are you sure you’ll be able to hold your breath for that long to get more turtles?

I have a fear of the sea.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Why didn't you help us collect baby sea turtles? Rye almost died!

Suffering is not a bad thing.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Are they supposed to scream?

it’s the perfect armor.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

You're taking more than we agreed you could take. I needed those turtle shells! What are you even doing anyway?

That's it. The deal's off.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

So… why are we catching these turtles again?

It’s only illegal if they catch you!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I think this might be illegal. Probably should have thought about that before.

MAYBE, MAYBE NOT.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

You think they re gonna catch us?

with the power of ‘merica

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Oh no! The Canadian government found us. How will we escape?

what about Oogway?

[BlueWildRye he/him]

The older turtles won't mind if we eat the babies, okay?

That's a lower casualty rate than I was expecting.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

How do you explain the two hundred THOUSAND people killed today, is this war really worth it?

Trucks are always the solution.

[Lunamor she/her]

Dude, quit buying those toy vehicles, it's making you go bankrupt!

Go kayaking.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

How do I escape the police?

I just looked it up.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

How did you find this top secret military base?

 

Geronimo!!!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

What do you say when you see a giant vat of acid?

I am Groot.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

I am Groot

My Name Is...

[Lunamor she/her]

Can you please stop quoting Eminem songs?

Backflips.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

How did you cross a 200 foot wide chasm?

If I were to lie it would make more sense than the actual answer.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Wait…how did you evade taxes?

 Heavy weaponry of course!

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Ninja’d but it still works

[BlueWildRye he/him]

What equipment did you have while you were robbing that orphanage?

They're pretty harmless.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

What are you doing with a 9 gauge shotgun and buckshot?!?

No, no I have not, but I would like to try.

[Lunamor she/her]

Have you ever stuck your face in drying concrete to make a face print in the sidewalk?

That's why I brought these matches.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

What are we gonna do with all these fireworks indoors?

Most beautiful things are also dangerous.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Why are fireworks so beautiful?

It was not me I promise

 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Why are there burn marks all over the walls?!?

Man I love the outward push of energy(aka explosions).