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[BlueWildRye he/him]

Where did the bank go?

It's been 20 years...

[strmblsd he/him]

Where did you kill your ex girlfriend again?

For pizza and soda I'll do it

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Will you rob a bank with me?

We’ll grab it later.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

After twenty years of searching, We’ve finally found the golden amulet of destiny. What should we do?

 

 It was shiny

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Why do you have the kings drop?

I don’t like it.

Edited June 12, 2024 by TwinSouls

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

*yeets the cheese platter out the window.*

 

*pets Spyro*

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

How will we dispose of the body?

Of course we can do that!

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

yes w/ the dragon, I'm tired of the same old "awkward guy finds cool girl cute, tames fancy beast to impress her" junk. cut out the middle-man.

 

*holds up a pot of snapdragon*

Edited June 12, 2024 by Just_a_Fan

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

How will we get rid of the guards?

5… 4… 3… 2… 1…

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Can we both count for new years please?

Magic the Gathering cards

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

What did you use to summon that demon?

whats he doing here?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Why is the GOD OF THUNDER in my bedroom?!?

My love for anime

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

What keeps you going when your world is crashing down around you?

Sometimes.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Have you ever considered committing mass genocide?

Only on Tuesdays

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

do you beat up cars on fridays?

 

a i r .

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

What do you put in your sandwiches?

Mmmmaaaayyybbeeeeeee....

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Have you showered in the last three months?

I wasn't sure, that's why I tried.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

what did you do to that poor jolteon? and is that a revolver?

 

yeet him.

[strmblsd he/him]

What did you do to that kid you saw on the side of the road?

I will neither confirm nor deny that.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Are you sure you didn’t run over that kid on purpose?

This possibility is indeed an option.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Can we go scuba diving in the Sahara?

No witnesses!!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

You didn't have to kill all those people...

WHY NOT?!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

No, we can’t just walk around town and yelling “I have a gun”, where did you read this again?

absolutely

[BlueWildRye he/him]

This space shuttle looks really faulty, should we still launch it?

You don't have to, but you have to.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I’m really tired of listening to da boss!

0, unless you count siamese twins, then 27