Inverse Ask Anyone Anything

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

E

 

No, I don't think so.

[Wittles he/him]

You know when your car parks on the tree house and you fall off a bridge?

Well google said so, so.....

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

I don't think you could even drink 9,223,372,036,854,775,807 gallons of pure capsaicin in one go.

 

told you it would be spicy.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

AGAH- AAAHHHHAA- WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS CHOCOLATE?

Absolutely not, I much prefer Worcestershire sauce.  

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

look, i told you that barbacue is better, BUT YOU WONT LISTEN

MY EYES-

[Edema Rue she/her]

D-do you like my haircut?

oooOOOOooOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOO

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

look at this suspicious, shiny object i found in the forest!

CRUNCHY!!!!

[Wittles he/him]

How would you describe the flavor of that soup?

Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope. Unless...

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Would you ever say you hate Brandon Sanderson?

 

They way your spleen ripples in the breeze.

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

what would you compare the feeling of eating a firework to?

mmmmmmmmm only if you pay me in the currency of those tiny cats from Hilda.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

hey kid, you want some wares?

my legs hurt too much

Edited August 31, 2023 by TheRavenHasLanded

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Why won't you run?! IT'S A FIRE!!!

I'm learning.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

*stumbles upon you burning a beautifully constructed fairly garden.* TIMMY WHAT ARE YOU DOING??

Ha! At least fifteen! Some of them might be illegally acquired- but that's besides the point!

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THIS-?

i have no brain cells today

Edited September 1, 2023 by TheRavenHasLanded

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Good morning, honey! How are you today?

Definitely not apples. Please, anything but apples.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

What do you want for breakfast?

That's why I made a bomb!

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

did you know that Jimothy Bartholemew III is building a tower with legos?

No. You may not. Why would you ask that? Why is that even a question???

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

may i go?

i mean, that was the worst timing possible. impressive.

[Aeoryi she/her]

You have terminal heart cancer.

Spoiler

 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Did you like when I took of my harness while bungee jumping?

I feel like a gerbil face.

Edited September 1, 2023 by Ancient Elantrian

[Aeoryi she/her]

2whaat now?

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

What emoji makes you hungry?

 

SANDWICHES!!!!

[Wittles he/him]

Bread?

But I used the magic of friendship!

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

that tryhard soldire main and his pocket medic crush are still spawn camping us.

 

YEET!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

You want to hold him? Okay, be gentle, he's only two months old!

I don't understand, I thought this was important!