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[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

How the heck is this thing not falling apart?!

Avocado!

EDIT: First on page 100! That’s cool!

Edited April 7, 2023 by TheAlpha929
Haha!

[Ranryu she/her]

I'm tired of you yelling "potato!" all the time. Can you maybe not-

Their heads were crunchy when I stepped on them, but it didn't stop me from catching that frog.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

*in tears* What happened to my little puppet people?? And where's Betrand the Frog??

*maniacal laughter* T'was me, just as no one predicted!! Mwhahaha!!!

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

seriously, who killed heavy?

the flareon is a good girl.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Sir, I'm going to need you to put your Pokemon away. It's lighting books on fire. This is a library.

Four times a week, to be precise.

[Wittles he/him]

YOU STAB SOMEONE EVERY WEEK?????

As long as no umbrellas come near me I'll be fine

[Ranryu she/her]

Are you sure it’s a good idea to drive your rocket in an umbrella factory?

You forgot to mention the flaming robot tenrecs of doom.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

I gave them the plan! They should know about everything!

MESS WITH THE CABBAGES GET THE STABAGES!

[Quivil]

*eats salad*

 

Aaah! It's a Stab Rabbit!!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Oooh, that one’s nicely wrapped. Who’s it from?

Aww, not eggplants.

[Ranryu she/her]

Did you know that our class voted you "Best Eggplant Of The Year" again?

Ah, that's unfortunate. I would've gone for the bedazzled dictionary, honestly.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

I chose the dark tome to read and now my soul is gonna be sold for a bagle.

Of course! What else do you use chicken feet for?

[Cinnamon]

Are you using those chicken feet as hairclips?!

…. whoops 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Is that you on the news?

So anyway, that's why I met Baba Yaga.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Let me stop you right there, after this story, we're going to need to discuss your spendings habits. It's not like some evil mystical witch is going to take pity on you and give your more money or something. Okay continue.

All kinds of animals!

[Ranryu she/her]

What kind of animal did you throw at the police officer?

It's complicated, but basically yes.

[Wittles he/him]

So you're telling me that the sun is in fact not a really hot ball of cheese? 

There is no amount of nonsensical tomfoolery that can compete with my absolute idiocy

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

I know you can do this, if you put your mind to it! Please?

 I said, “Can you please stop drinking my Worcestershire sauce?”

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

*gulp gulp gulp* "I'm sorry-" *burp* "-can you-" *burp* "-say that again? I was too busy drinking this wonderful, beautiful, heavenly Worcestershire sauce."

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How does anyone say "Worcestershire sauce?"

And does it have anything to do with the Shire?

You'd think that, wouldn't you! But he was actually a hobbit, so it was fine.

[Ranryu she/her]

Um... I'm pretty sure that it's illegal to launch our science teacher into a volcano via a catapult. 

Sure you can! All it takes are five easy payments... of your soul.

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

Can i buy one of these flowers?

2 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said:

How does anyone say "Worcestershire sauce?"

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I'll say it for you tomorrow. just remind me when i get in the car.

Sure, just yeet my cucumber over here and I'll get ready to go.

[Cinnamon]

You sure you can survive a jump into that ravine? Don’t you need any safety equipment?

Wait a minute you’re telling me you didn’t tell me to do that??

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

patrick, that's a gun.

wait what?

Edited April 24, 2023 by Just_a_Fan_YT

[Ranryu she/her]

Thanks for offering to babysit! The battle plans are on the counter, and the wedding cake is in the fridge for when you need it. Thanksfordoingthisbye!

Is this some kind of orchestra joke that I'm too band geek to get?

[Wittles he/him]

*squawks in violin*

*maniacal laughter* You have failed, hero! now nothing can stand between me and-oh look! A pretty rainbow!