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[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Aha! I have found you, (insert dastardly villain name here)! Wait, you've already enacted your evil plan? But that's not how this goes! I'm supposed to arrive mere second before you win!, not mere seconds after!

Well that settles it, we're going to Mars.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I don't care about the McRib, we're going to Taco Bell!

It's because you're ugly-

[Quivil]

Why did you stab me?!??

 

Yep, looks pretty dead to me.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

you sure that vaporeon is dead? not fainted?

snapcube eggman's announcement.

Edited September 24, 2023 by Just_a_Fan_YT

[Cinnamon]

What are you talking about??

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm delicious lies!!!!!

[Ranryu she/her]

I swear I’m not lying right now.

It all started when I accidentally reflected him across the y axis and translated him three units to the left.

[Edema Rue she/her]

What on Earth did you do to your brother?

We kinda accidentally sank Africa. Sorry.

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

why are you fleeing the planet??

Actually, it's because she threw the flaming orangutans at us. 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

We're really going to go to war with the Evil Queen just because she stole your birthday cake??

No.

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Setting a flaming feral chicken after him probably wouldn't be legal would it?

Well it depends on whether he thinks its funny or not.

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

Can I steal his organs? PLEASEEEEEEEE????

No. please let me eat my bucket of cream cheese in peace.

Edited May 8, 2023 by shortcake

[Cinnamon]

Do you wanna build a snowman?

♪vOLDeMorT, VoLdEmORt, OoOh vOLdy VoLDY, VOLDEMORT!♪

[Edema Rue she/her]

When I say Severus Snape, what's the first thing that comes to mind?

Cheese

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

what?

Tails has acquired the napalm bomb.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

What’s a phrase that will kill a thread for over a week?

WoA, dude.

[The Isochronism he/him]

Is it even possible to abbreviate a name as awesome as "Wizards of Antarctica?" Like what would you even call them!

Definitely more than 2.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

How many people are there in the world?

Empirically, ice cream.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I'm American. By the way, how cold is the exosphere?

Best solution? Whiskey.

[Tea Leaf]

I need a lot of alcohol which I am going to set on fire, any suggestions?

I put it in the oven, no one would look there.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Barricades door. I need to hide this flareon-

 

cookies.

[Tea Leaf]

As a prospective member of the Dark Alley, what do you believe they sell?

*Summons shardblade* What did you just ask me?!

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

Don't you just hate it when you have to hide in the wood for six days because the FBI thinks you kidnapped- sorry, surprise adopted- 12 newborn frogs but they turned out to be dead either way and there isn't even a slight chance that it was actually you who stole them (where's your proof?!?), but they don't care and just want you in jail for stealing frog fetuses?

No. This is my towel. MINE. *bares teeth*

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Hey, I stabbed- I mean, spilled some water, can I have that?

Sorry, we're closed. Come back at midnight, on Friday the 13th, during a full moon, after having got an AI to pass the Turing Test.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

hey, can i return this umbreon? it doesn't have any offensive moves and my ostrich tried fighting it.

*yeets cheese out of window*

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Hey, this is interesting. This article says that people who eat cheese are five times more likely to go crazy and murder their loved ones.

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