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[Quivil]

But what about the lit dynamite stick you're still holding in your hand?!?!?

The squirrels are trying to take over the world!

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Where did all the acorns go? And cashews, too… And… all the other nuts? What’s going on? What sort of conspiracy is this?!

It was a complete accident, I promise.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Why is the snow falling up, the water blood red, and the stuffed animals trying to take over?

Of course I did it. Don't you know me by now? Also, what are we talking about?

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Did you purposefully change the subject?

I don’t believe that’s how it’s supposed to look…

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Here. One hamster, in a... Lovely, deep crimson.

...It really doesn't stop, does it?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Hello, I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

Nothing but BEANS.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

And what is the goal of our factory?

Destruction of property

[Wittles he/him]

What is the least harmful thing you've ever done?

The pumpkin is very very Very lost

[Ranryu she/her]

Hey, I've been looking for you everywhere! Why were you on a bus to Chicago with a pumpkin in sunglasses?

I promise I can explain... I'mblamingitonyouandnobodywillbelieveyouifyoudenyit.

[Immortal Platypus]

"Why did you burn down that house???!!!!!

That sounds like an ish-you, not an ish-me

[Wittles he/him]

Help! I can't get the spiders out of my washing machine

Buckets and buckets of bananas

 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

So, how will you upend the world economy again?

Must... obey...

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Go buy all the Sanderson leatherbounds.

I never thought I’d see the day. Finally. Finally!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

We have nearly enough souls to control everyone on the planet.

Death and Destruction!

[Wittles he/him]

Hey, do you know the best way to remove stains?

Don't be so hasty!

 

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I'm so hungry, but... There's ice cream in the freezer.

So that's where my tax money is going?

[Ranryu she/her]

Oh, this robot unicorn that can fly and shoot confetti? The state paid for me to have it.

You know what I always say. 'Floor food is free food'. And also, 'it isn't stealing if you don't get caught'.

[Telrao she/her]

Wh- you just stole the storming donut van, crashed it, then ate all the donuts that spilled onto the floor *police sirens get louder* Why??

B-b-beans are people too? *cries*

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Did you know that lima beans are sapient creatures?

Oh, him? That's just the local nutcase. Don't know why he keeps insulting people, but he's got a cool flute.

[RaeTheRaven]

Did that guy just say you look like a misshapen carrot?

I ran out of toilet paper. 

[curon he/him]

What happened to my Hamster?!

Well they call it "gamification"...

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Why can I now jump my height?

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I'm sorry, I'm going to have to take away your mouth.

I sat on your cat.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Hi!! How was school?

But... the only thing on the menu is beans...

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Good morning, what would you like to order?

So that's what happened to King Arthur...