EmulatonStromenkiin Posted January 31, 2023 Report Share Posted January 31, 2023 I have a giant banana WE SHALL KEEP OUR FREEDOM! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted January 31, 2023 Report Share Posted January 31, 2023 How do you feel about vending machines? Chemicals! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio Posted January 31, 2023 Report Share Posted January 31, 2023 Hey. What do you have for lunch today? That lunch bag is a little soggy (I'm hungry alright. In a lunch mood.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cellit Posted January 31, 2023 Report Share Posted January 31, 2023 what do you mean? The poor man is insolent 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 the rich man is uncivil. Stevedore phillipson libby XXLIV! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 My liege, may I present the honorable- Gone... broken... eradicated... DESTROYED. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 My poor Airbus 737 is now <3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 Does this Pelican look sick to you? Marbles! Marbles and Grapes! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted February 2, 2023 Report Share Posted February 2, 2023 .... are you okay? Oh, go solve world hunger! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted February 2, 2023 Report Share Posted February 2, 2023 Got any plans for the weekend? It's a blob. Definitely a blob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 2, 2023 Report Share Posted February 2, 2023 What in the name of Mikkibunkins is that thing?!! That is obviously a candied asparagus spear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted February 2, 2023 Report Share Posted February 2, 2023 Do you like my new wizard staff? Pumpkin spice is not very nice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 What is the rudest cooking ingredient? I've never risked it before. It's dangerous... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteInsanity Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 Have you ever even touched an oven? Okay so I did but... the chickens ate the walls instead of the elephant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 Did you try animal pit fighting? Always works. ...That was the most beautiful yet disgusting thing I have ever heard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 We shall make the whole world sick from death. Quark 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 What sound do atomic ducks make? I disagree, ants are very powerful diplomats 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 Surely you can't seriously be thinking of sending an ant terrarium with the foreign delegation? I only drink wine made from reannual grapes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 Hello Ma’am, welcome to Starbucks. May I take your order today? hmmm… strawberries, Oh wait! I think pears would work better for this job. Yeah, pears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 I need two fruits. Which ones should i buy? Two hundred twenty two million, two hundred twenty two thousand, two hundred twenty two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 Quick! I need the most random number possible Which is why you need to bring several explosives. So simple! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 We're going to pick up Timmy from the daycare, for Christ's sake! Apparently not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wits instant noodles Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 Did you not read the don't drink the battery acid label? very large guns of course. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 What do you give to children to play with? Ninja Wasabi was his name. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 Did you hear about the spicy food dragon ninja? Please help me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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