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[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Can't we play monopoly normally?

NO, NOT THE DOGGIE, ANYTHING BUT THE DOGGIE!

[Potato's Wit she/her]

So, because you insulted the bunnies they're going to kill your dog. It's not like I care, though. die dogs die kill all of the dogs

Pork chop does not work in that sentence.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Pork chops are wonderful weapons.

Um... I'm fairly certain that's not how you... um... say that... um...

[Ranryu she/her]

Objection! Repetititive! 

*looks guilty*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Ranryu… I was going to blow that up. Pretty sure I put up a sign…

I disagree. Basketball hoops are yummy.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Why did you eat one of the nastiest and most inedible things in the world?

They have Donald Duck hair.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Why do those logs have white feathers on their heads?

Wellll, I'm out.

Edited December 21, 2022 by Potato's Wit

[AltonicKeys he/him]

So I got this really big dog, like abnormally big. I'm talking bigger than this room. Wanna come see?

Great. Now explain the part about the cow.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

No, see, it's simple! Once you've finished the part of the plan with the cow, I just have to use the remaining pencil shavings from the pencil sharpener to save the world!

No, I have two sniper rifles.

[Odiumiumium he/him]

"So you're just gonna use a pistol taped to a sniper rifle for close range?"

"...laser trees."

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What fits best with quantum chickens?

Reality warps.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Hey, I'm now taller than you are! Time flies huh?

Only if we go to KFC afterwards...

[Ranryu she/her]

Will you let this young doctor-in-training remove your internal organs?

That's oddly specific.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Hey have you seen a guy with one leg, 3.14159265358979323 inch ears, and 72 cabbages? He stole my brother’s friend’s cousin’s grandma’s electric guitar pick. 

1209. 

Edited December 28, 2022 by Aes Sedai

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

how many daggers do you have?

Spicy Chips.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Hey, what's the best way to quickly cry?

Æ

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What shall we use to control the dragons?

the tears are made of words.

[Ranryu she/her]

English teacher: Why did you turn in a jar of tears for your paper about Hamlet?

I know it seems fun, but trust me, it never goes well.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Heeyyyyy! We should destroy the moon!

Why would I know that?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Don't you know the way to build a bomb? Cause I do!

Um... Why would you say that?

[Odiumiumium he/him]

YOU KNOW HOW TO BUILD A BOMB??!!

 That’s a cute tree! Nice to have something that isn’t evil.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I finally perfected the art of making portals to other dimensions! Take a look!

But do they know how to make a grilled cheese?

 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

They are highly skilled in the art of poisoning foods.

The magic is all fake.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

And...that's it! Thank you for coming to my spectacular magic show!

But....why eagles? Why? Where did they come from?

[S. Stormy she/her]

The Eagles are coming! The Eagles are coming!

*giggles and winks*