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[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Hey what's up, just got back from fixing that old steam locomotive-

And why would they have done that? That's not how I raised them!

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Your fruit mutants ran around and killed everyone. 

*Runs far, far away.*

[Telrao she/her]

YOU stole the cookie from the cookie jar! Have at thee! *waves sword*

It didn't involve falling on your face, so you only get a soft clap. *claps softly*

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Oh my god, did you see that? I did it!

...You know what? That is a very good question. Don't tell her.

[Telrao she/her]

Why Gomorrah?

*tap dances on the top of the Empire State Building*

[Ranryu she/her]

Cool, I have superpowers! I'm gonna do the most awesome thing ever.

It depends. How many Earths are there?

[Quivil]

Mr. Doctor, sir, how many of my limbs are you going to amputate?

 

bEcAuSe I wAnTeD tO!

[Telrao she/her]

Why... is my desk, my room, my house covered in Heinz Beans?

Whyyy wait?

[AltonicKeys he/him]

The food line is like a mile long...

But why the President of the United States?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

And then we will capture him and make him bake us cookies

We shall destroy it all.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

I finally finished that semester project! It's been a lot of work, please don't touch that thing there because that's a week's worth of work and it's due tomorrow.

 

That was actually a Slovak folk singer.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone died. People are saying the mysterious foreigner that came through was some kind of demon.

 

OH EW

[Szeth's Facepalm]

You ask how i got the texture of my pudding so perfect? The answer, my friend, is a delicate mixture of gorilla glue and snot.

I can't imagine that is correct, but i guess we'll have to take jessica's word for it.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Jessica said that when the space heater dies, so does the sun.

It is very dark in here.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Welcome to the den

of EVIL! mwahahaha

Oh no, we lost! *smirks*

[PyroPhile]

On 8/19/2020 at 0:39 PM, Gears said:

We flew a kite in a public place.

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I understood that reference.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I have successfully shut down every website, except for the pit of death that is the 17th Shard!

...Hm. It sure didn't taste like one.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Ohhh where'd that bundle of blankets go? That was Melissa's new baby. Who has the baby?

That is for me to know and you to discover.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Where did you put my shadow?

We must possess more people!

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Awwww! Is that a kitten! That’s just pure adorable. I wonder what must be going on in its cute little head!
 

•throws fish and waves arms madly•

[S. Stormy she/her]

*approaches Monty Python fan with microphone* "What's your favorite episode?"

 

I've tried to, but I never ended up finishing any of them. They weren't very good anyways.

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Have you ever performed a medical operation?

 Hey look it’s a cat! Look how cute that is! And it has…is that a rocket launcher?!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Whatever you do, do not get distracted by anything on the side of this road. Keep your eyes on the road and focus on the sound of the car's engine. If you even look at anything else, we will surely perish.

That's pretty cool, but um... I'm pretty sure we all have radiation poisoning now.

[Telrao she/her]

*pulls out suspiciously glowing weapon* Hey guys look at this! *shoots beam of pure gamma radiation* 

OOO LOOK IT'S GREEN GIMME

[Quivil]

Hey Telrao! It's a poisonous bug!

 

*insane laughter*