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[Telrao she/her]

So... where's John? I thought he was in charge of this?

I SWEAR that wasn't there before!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Hey, is that a giant demon?

Yummy ice cream!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What happened to my the Sun?!

my Scorpion thing!!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

How did those bloated corpses appear?

Kids these days show no appreciaton for styrafom grapefruits.

[Telrao she/her]

Ewwww mom! I don't want to eat that! It squeaks and makes my teeth feel weird!

Can you repeat that? I stopped listening when you said "Because"

[Quivil]

Y'know, we probably shouldn't do that because if we do attempt to pillage and burn the entire city, they'll probably band together and lynch the lot of us!

 

*whining* But WHY?!?

Edited November 11, 2022 by Tani

[Telrao she/her]

Honey, I am taking away your world domination privileges. Destroying entire countries in not okay!

*twitches* N-nuggets? *twitches*

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"Do we have any small units of gold?"

(Singing) I belive I can fly...

[Quivil]

NO! DON'T DO IT! DON'T DO IT, NERDYAARAKOCRA!!!

 

[Telrao she/her]

Hey... are you... is that the Moon Sceptre?

Oooo oooo yess pleaseeee

[Ranryu she/her]

Would you like to be tied to the blade of a wind turbine for a few hours?

Eh. I like his old hair better.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

And I removed all his hair!

Cogwheels

[Potato's Wit she/her]

What did you just eat???

Nope. You can do that, but remember to tape a camera to your head. I'm outta here.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Aww, c'mon! It'll be awesome! You always said you wanted to tie rockets to your feet and zip through the streets, cutting everyone in half with katanas!

 

Listen, you're a good person, but if you ever say those words again, I will dropkick you off the balcony.

[Quivil]

D'you wanna cookie?

 

Oh, go solve world hunger!

[Potato's Wit she/her]

I have discovered how to solve exactly one problem. Which one should I choose?

A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

what's your favorite phrase?

I AM A STICK!

[S. Stormy she/her]

Hello. Did you know that the phrase "but you could be fire" isn't actually in WoR at all?

 

Please don't eat the-- well, too late now.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

What was that tasty treat?

I only nawed on him a little bit.

[Mr. Misting he/him]

How was your babysitting job?

In the time that you began and ended that sentence, I lost all faith in humanity.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Eht Dne?

Those are rookie numbers, you need to pump those numbers up!

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

I ate seven hundred twenty one purple lizards this week

And they tell me that's normal, you see

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

So is that why you have the altar made of trashy romance novels in your closet?

Yes, master...

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Stop...Stop staring at me. Go, I dont know, start a cult or something. Leave me alone!

"Phew...glad we stopped that. Imagine, it would have been a catastro-" *several buildings explode and release sentient potatoes with machine guns*

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Aaaand... done! the verinstacularisticinatorously magnificent core reactor's meltdown has been averted!"

What a pointless use of human resources.