Cinnamon Posted October 16, 2022 Posted October 16, 2022 You’re telling me, that your reasoning for killing the most powerful crouton in the WORLD is that a “shiny talking blob in the sky told you to” ? It was an accident! … mostly, I mean it was him or me, I had to right? … Right?!
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted October 17, 2022 Posted October 17, 2022 You Pushed him off the edge?! We shall now Execute the Plan.
Robin Sedai she/her Posted October 19, 2022 Posted October 19, 2022 Stopwaitdon'tkillme! Look, I was just following orders. If anything, you should blame that stupid plan you and your cronies cooked up! Happiness is overrated.
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted October 19, 2022 Posted October 19, 2022 What is your catchphrase? Supermining!
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted October 19, 2022 Posted October 19, 2022 What exactly is your plan here?! It'll take you years to dig that out! ...Well that's just hurtful. Guess I'll nuke your home country.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted October 20, 2022 Posted October 20, 2022 Well, your sandwich isn't as good as mine, I MEAN IT! The answer is obviously a ham sandwich.
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted October 20, 2022 Posted October 20, 2022 WHEN WAS THE BATTLE OF 1819? Magic chicken poop.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted October 21, 2022 Posted October 21, 2022 What is your favorite food? Sandals.
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted October 21, 2022 Posted October 21, 2022 When you have a bunch of Alcatraz clones and you bury them on the beach? But I don't want to pilot a two-thousand-pound steel projectile at high velocities down a bumpy and insecure pathway!
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted October 21, 2022 Posted October 21, 2022 Isn't that a fun idea? STORMIT!
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted October 21, 2022 Posted October 21, 2022 Uh...there's a highstorm coming in three minutes and there's no shelter. *Trips and falls*
Odiumiumium he/him Posted October 21, 2022 Posted October 21, 2022 Y'know, I've been thinking...a tripping hazard sign would probably be more of a tripping hazard than the tripping hazard itself, right? *Sighs and picks up vacuum cleaner*
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted October 21, 2022 Posted October 21, 2022 *Cackles madly* "I HAVE MADE MY CITY OF CHEESE PUFFS. I WAS THEIR GOD, NOW i AM THEIR DESTROYER!" *Falls on said cheese puffs* The bull would lose to my cat every time.
Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui Posted October 21, 2022 Posted October 21, 2022 Wizard, that guy who kidnapped your cat organizes illegal animal fights, and he's pitting your cat against a wild bull tomorrow night! You said something. It just doesn't mean anything.
Robin Sedai she/her Posted October 21, 2022 Posted October 21, 2022 Pineapple on pizza. Delish, right? Ooo... sparkly...
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted October 21, 2022 Posted October 21, 2022 (edited) If you are willing to accept these one-of-a-kind crystal bananas as your payment, then please meet me at the airport in twelve hours so that we may enact our plan to destroy the Confederate Oblasts of Communist Australia. Please don't do that. I don't think that my children would survive. Edited October 21, 2022 by Sequence
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted October 22, 2022 Posted October 22, 2022 I shall now eat the last of the food in the house. I am having a failing of understanding you.
Cinnamon Posted October 23, 2022 Posted October 23, 2022 (edited) Wasing the hasting how of wanting the doing? Are you sure that’s what happened? Did you hit your head? Edited October 23, 2022 by Cinnamon Editing my High Imperial
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted October 23, 2022 Posted October 23, 2022 SO, fiRRst thinGS first, CADETS! I acciDentalLy sTarted a war WITH ALL THE PopTARTS in the GalAXY. I don't think you're allowed to do that here... Uh, security?
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted October 23, 2022 Posted October 23, 2022 This is a really nice airport terminal. Time to start digging! *Gets out shovel and begins to dig a hole in the floor* Yes, that's fi-wait. Did you say soup?
Odiumiumium he/him Posted October 23, 2022 Posted October 23, 2022 Yes, so our deal is I will pay you 300 soups, in exchange for your armored battle chicken. Is this deal acceptable to you? Please, do not continue to elaborate.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted October 24, 2022 Posted October 24, 2022 My cat has developed a mind control ray. Did you mean to say explosive?
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted October 24, 2022 Posted October 24, 2022 Now, When I flick the lever, all the burried pies will go off. Quark. Quark Quark.
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted October 25, 2022 Posted October 25, 2022 "Alright, it's time I tell you something..." *four days later* "Aaaand those are the secrets of the universe. Now, read me your notes on this subject." WAIT THAT'S MINE?!
Odiumiumium he/him Posted October 25, 2022 Posted October 25, 2022 Here's my favorite game. It's called "Hot Potato With A Live Explosive." You go first, the 'potato' is yours. No, you can't use emu feathers. I don't know why, probably because they can't fly?
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